Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 19, 2019


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    alien011  6 months ago

    But he only cuts them down one at a time.

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    Anathema Premium Member 6 months ago

    I’m not sure I would like to play with Death.

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    rshive  6 months ago

    Did Wiz’ tee shot go into the rough?

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    Harry Grapjas  6 months ago

    Missing Terry Pratchett.

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    Mr Schnobb  6 months ago

    Weed whacking or whack weeding?

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    llong65 Premium Member 6 months ago

    won’t his swipes kill the grass,and by the way Wiz don’t get to close to his swing.

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    jagedlo  6 months ago

    question is: what does he get paid to do your grass cutting, Wiz?

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    Woooosh whoosh …hey! watch it…you’re coming too close with that thing!

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    jpayne4040  6 months ago

    Maybe, but I wouldn’t stick around to watch him work.

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    enigmamz  6 months ago

    NO ONE likes to run the mower in October, I guess.

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    Jml58  6 months ago

    Wiz performed the rite of Askh-Ente.

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    Bill The Nuke  6 months ago

    Sir Terry Pratchet’s Death wouldn’t find this very funny. I wonder if he’d send Albert in his stead?

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    fesalazarsoto  6 months ago

    Take it easy, Death: you’ll have vacations in México on Día de los Muertos.

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    nosirrom  6 months ago

    When ever I see death I close my eyes. I can’t stand the scythe of him.

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    Stegozard  6 months ago

    Wait, doesn’t this mean that the grass won’t grow back?

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    stillfickled  6 months ago

    Better move, Wiz!

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    Amra Leo  6 months ago

    Practice. Lots of practice…

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    Airbender  6 months ago

    Yeah, but I don’t think this is his idea of a holiday.

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    DCBakerEsq  6 months ago

    But, I thought Sam and Dean killed Death?

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    WCraft Premium Member 6 months ago

    Is that a Kaiser blade or a Sling blade?

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    Nannette Boulais  6 months ago

    I didn’t think he had enough spare time for this. Does he make his spending money this way??? However, this does bring to mind some Terry Pratchett books, not to mention the movie “Death Takes a Holiday.” Golden oldies. . .

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    GreggW Premium Member 6 months ago

    Next installment, necromancy.

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    Schaller Handmade Knives  6 months ago

    Never get into a pillow fight with Death, unless you’re ready to face the reaper cushions.

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    kathleenhicks62  6 months ago

    I hope the wizard ducks when that sickle comes his way!

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    Shikamoo  6 months ago

    The wizard better get out ot the way.

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    tinstar  6 months ago

    And Death heaves a heavy scythe.

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    David Huie Green  6 months ago

    “Death be not proud.”

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