Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 18, 2019


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    Darth_Walrus_1975  about 2 months ago

    It will fly through the Fink’s bedroom window, while he is taking a, nap.

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    B UTTONS  about 2 months ago

    Is he Trick-or-Treating the Fink?

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    jagedlo  about 2 months ago

    was wondering what Cucurbita was, so I looked it up…

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    jmp.mtbn  about 2 months ago

    unrealistic . he gives measurements with metric units only !

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    Troglodyte  about 2 months ago

    It’s the attack of the flying pumpkins!

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    CallMeMeg  about 2 months ago

    This is not science. Science would involve having a hypothesis to predict how far it would fly and verifying it.

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    Gale Premium Member about 2 months ago

    How far she flies is too easy. Let’s see how flat she splats!

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Daaaaaavid Letterman!

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    cubswin2016  about 2 months ago

    Science can be very crazy at times.

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    anonlthr  about 2 months ago

    Someone’s going to get…squashed.

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    Zebrastripes  about 2 months ago

    The Wiz should visit Chagrin Falls in the Autumn…they smash pumpkins in the street and ride them down the hill….an annual event….HEY WIZ! Aim that NE

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Myth busters showed us all that science can be a blast. Usually by blowing something up. Loved that show.

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    blakerl  about 2 months ago

    Pumpkin chucking is the reason, the sophisticated people of California and New York. Look down on us Mid-westerners as country bumpkins. Well one of the reasons. They just don’t understand us. That is why, we are called the fly over States. They don’t want to associate with us simple folks. But we do have fun.

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    rshive  about 2 months ago

    Be sure to wish the Huns a Happy Halloween.

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    dennis.caunce  about 2 months ago My favorite ‘science’ event!

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    Mediatech  about 2 months ago

    If a 10 kg pumpkin travelling at 30 km/h on an arched trajectory hits a stationary King of Id, how long will the Wizard be stuck in the dungeon?

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    Hatter  about 2 months ago

    Somehow it just doesn’t roll off the tongue like “punkin’ chunkin’”. Curbita flingin’ ?

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    WCraft Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Halloween pranks during the medieval ages were brutal!

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    David Huie Green  about 2 months ago

    Flying pumpkins have a short, glorious lifespan.

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    Ron Bauerle  about 2 months ago

    Only a scientist would record width and height, which should have a third-decimal place effect on distance due to air resistance; an engineer wouldn’t bother…

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    Mr Schnobb  about 2 months ago


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    Jml58  about 2 months ago

    That is how you turn a pumpkin into a squash.

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    John W Kennedy Premium Member about 2 months ago

    At the Wrightstown Village Renaissance Faire in Bucks County, PA, we mostly use cantaloupes with our trebuchet.

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    eddi_tbh  about 2 months ago

    The Wiz is out of his gourd. And loves it.

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    Shikamoo Premium Member about 2 months ago

    Is he aiming for the castle? The Fink will not be amused.

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    MichaelMcGinnis1  about 2 months ago

    It’d fly farther with a trebuchet.

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