Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 08, 2018


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    jackh  about 1 year ago

    Except for that nose, it looks like he could just pull his head out

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    finkd  about 1 year ago

    Ironically, he used to work for the stock market.

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    TexTech  about 1 year ago

    And maybe these kinds of stocks would cure those who like to use other people’s money to play with the other kind of stocks.

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    James Wolfenstein  about 1 year ago

    “What were you complaining about when they put you here?” “What are you talking about? I work here! What can I do for you?” :P

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    ptnjbrown  about 1 year ago

    Note to self. Collect payment Before you install the stock. If you complain about not being paid, they will insist on a demonstration of how they work.

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    Mr Schnobb  about 1 year ago

    I see they have Trump in the right place. Lock him up!

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I wanted to complain.

    Oh no, that’s next door. It’s being-hit-on-the-head lessons in here.

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    donwalter  about 1 year ago

    AR AR AR AR AR…..

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    pnmiq  about 1 year ago

    “Well sir, you did ask if we had any good stocks.”

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    David Huie Green  about 1 year ago

    One way to determine if it is really worth complaining about.

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    BiathlonNut  about 1 year ago

    Being put in the stocks could be a death sentence if the stockee were unpopular enough. People would throw rotten food in the face of the person in the stocks, and if there was enough rot on their face and not enough spectators wiping it off, smothering could result.

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    Jack12one  about 1 year ago

    He’s skinny enough and the holes are so big, he could walk away anytime.

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    Ralphsloan  about 1 year ago

    Dilly dilly.

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    Kim Metzger Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I used to handle phones for 1-800-ASK-USPS. Because I did that, I know I’m going to heaven when I die because I’ve already been to the other place.

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    blueeyespice  about 1 year ago

    Um, yes; he’s in stocks! Good one!

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    hagarthehorrible  about 1 year ago

    The fink has all the formalities in place.

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