Note to self. Collect payment Before you install the stock. If you complain about not being paid, they will insist on a demonstration of how they work.
Being put in the stocks could be a death sentence if the stockee were unpopular enough. People would throw rotten food in the face of the person in the stocks, and if there was enough rot on their face and not enough spectators wiping it off, smothering could result.
finkd over 5 years ago
Ironically, he used to work for the stock market.
TexTech over 5 years ago
And maybe these kinds of stocks would cure those who like to use other people’s money to play with the other kind of stocks.
James Wolfenstein over 5 years ago
“What were you complaining about when they put you here?” “What are you talking about? I work here! What can I do for you?” :P
ptnjbrown over 5 years ago
Note to self. Collect payment Before you install the stock. If you complain about not being paid, they will insist on a demonstration of how they work.
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 5 years ago
I wanted to complain.
Oh no, that’s next door. It’s being-hit-on-the-head lessons in here.
donwalter over 5 years ago
AR AR AR AR AR…..
pnmiq over 5 years ago
“Well sir, you did ask if we had any good stocks.”
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 5 years ago
One way to determine if it is really worth complaining about.
BiathlonNut over 5 years ago
Being put in the stocks could be a death sentence if the stockee were unpopular enough. People would throw rotten food in the face of the person in the stocks, and if there was enough rot on their face and not enough spectators wiping it off, smothering could result.
Jack12one over 5 years ago
He’s skinny enough and the holes are so big, he could walk away anytime.
Ralphsloan over 5 years ago
Dilly dilly.
Kim Metzger Premium Member over 5 years ago
I used to handle phones for 1-800-ASK-USPS. Because I did that, I know I’m going to heaven when I die because I’ve already been to the other place.
blueeyespice over 5 years ago
Um, yes; he’s in stocks! Good one!
hagarthehorrible over 5 years ago
The fink has all the formalities in place.