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Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 08, 2018

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    jackh  5 months ago

    Except for that nose, it looks like he could just pull his head out

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    finkd  5 months ago

    Ironically, he used to work for the stock market.

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    TexTech  5 months ago

    And maybe these kinds of stocks would cure those who like to use other people’s money to play with the other kind of stocks.

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    James Wolfenstein  5 months ago

    “What were you complaining about when they put you here?” “What are you talking about? I work here! What can I do for you?” :P

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    ptnjbrown  5 months ago

    Note to self. Collect payment Before you install the stock. If you complain about not being paid, they will insist on a demonstration of how they work.

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    Mr Schnobb  5 months ago

    I see they have Trump in the right place. Lock him up!

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 5 months ago

    I wanted to complain.

    Oh no, that’s next door. It’s being-hit-on-the-head lessons in here.

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    donwalter  5 months ago

    AR AR AR AR AR…..

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    pnmiq  5 months ago

    “Well sir, you did ask if we had any good stocks.”

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    David Huie Green  5 months ago

    One way to determine if it is really worth complaining about.

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    BiathlonNut  5 months ago

    Being put in the stocks could be a death sentence if the stockee were unpopular enough. People would throw rotten food in the face of the person in the stocks, and if there was enough rot on their face and not enough spectators wiping it off, smothering could result.

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    Jack12one  5 months ago

    He’s skinny enough and the holes are so big, he could walk away anytime.

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    Ralphsloan  5 months ago

    Dilly dilly.

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    Kim Metzger Premium Member 5 months ago

    I used to handle phones for 1-800-ASK-USPS. Because I did that, I know I’m going to heaven when I die because I’ve already been to the other place.

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    blueeyespice  5 months ago

    Um, yes; he’s in stocks! Good one!

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    hagarthehorrible  5 months ago

    The fink has all the formalities in place.

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