Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 27, 2018

The Farce is strong in this one.

People outside of The Force should not use light sabers.

Hey Wiz, do you deliver outside the US?

I’m not sure cutting through smoke counts

Considering the Wiz is supposed to be a dark wizard, shouldn’t the blade be red?

I’ve seen plenty of overparked cars that could do with a trim.

But how does it work on London fog???

Slowly, like trying to melt through a blast door.

Never had a ghost of a chance! Vat can I say? ;)