Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 19, 2017

Win-win

Oye…Make like a tree and Leave?

If it were that easy for fir trees. My wand will be a chainsaw. My incantation will be “mors haec reparatio abietes illius” And ZAP!

If the new ent isn’t in the mood to roam, Henry will motivate him.

My wife was telling her friend’s husband hates fantasy writing, he reads something else, anyway she loves it and finally convinces him to see part 2, but he says “if the trees start walking, he’s gone”. Oh well, he stayed for part of the movie.

OMG. . .where do I get that wand?!? We have a live oak that sheds all year long. . .

I thought the elves started it…

It’d be easier to just get rid of the gutters.

You’re gonna miss me when you need some shade.

What on Earth is an “ent?”

Very practical.

“H.R. Pufnstuf” had ents first. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-6OgyGsxmNfw/URAKxpmD76I/AAAAAAAALN0/RX4DGKdAYK4/s1600/EvilTrees7.jpg

He’ll won’t be gone long, it’s a scary world out there!