Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 22, 2016

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    Argythree  almost 6 years ago

    Really ruined his appetite…

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    tirnaaisling  almost 6 years ago

    My wife does that to me all the time _

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    MeGoNow Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    I once saw a judge deliver instant rehabilitation to a young guy who thought it would be fun and profitable to sell meth.“I therefore sentence you to serve a term of twenty years in the Department of Corrections…” and stopped. Said nothing for a full ten seconds, while the idiot sat there and tried to suck the seat cushion into his butt, and his mother fainted. The judge finally started back up, “….probated for ten years.”

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    William Pursell  almost 6 years ago

    Aye MeGoNow that should do it!

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    Rustikalni Marija Premium Member almost 6 years ago

    Nothing like the dramatic pause to mess with someone’s head.

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    neverenoughgold  almost 6 years ago

    Some folks need a little drama to get their attention…

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    brklnbern  almost 6 years ago

    Yah!!!!!!!!!!! And thought he was only fed once a day.

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  almost 6 years ago

    How the message is delivered is quite important, and particle messages tend to misinturped.

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    hcarpenter1  almost 6 years ago

    holy snap, that is scary

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  almost 6 years ago

    Everybody’s a comedian!!

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    WildcardJack  almost 6 years ago

    “But I’m only here for life!”“How long will it be after we stop feeding you?”

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    Phil (full phname Philip Philop)  almost 5 years ago

    Mr. Spookingdorf hasn’t appeared in a while.

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