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Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 06, 2016

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    Argythree  almost 5 years ago

    Since when to guys have a 5-hour wait for a restroom…

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    Flash Gordon  almost 5 years ago

    You’re a wizard. You can make your bladder suddenly emptywith the wave of your wand. And stay dry in the process.I mean, come on, get a clue.

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    David Huie Green-Life is good  almost 5 years ago

    GandolfWith any luck and a little incontinence, you won’t have to wait anywhere near that long.

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    bigcatbusiness  almost 5 years ago

    Why don’t you clone yourself and do both lines? And Gandalf? I want to meet Smaug.

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    rroush Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    You’re a wizard. Conjure up a chamber pot.

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    Dewed  almost 5 years ago

    Exactly

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    Peam Premium Member almost 5 years ago

    So Wiz is definitely a Plugger

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    Rwill  almost 5 years ago

    They should just have Gandalf stand next to the restrooms, that would fix that conundrum.

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    Suny  almost 5 years ago

    I need to make plans for world domination in the White House…..I need to go to the toilet!!! Lol

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    neverenoughgold  almost 5 years ago

    Maybe you should get your “magic wand” out and wave it a bit…

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    tea62  almost 5 years ago

    Go find a tree to pee on. Then leave. Gandalf’s got nuttin’ on you Wiz.

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    David Huie Green-Life is good  almost 5 years ago

    @gir63 said“They should just have Gandalf stand next to the restrooms, that would fix that conundrum.”.Kill two birds with one stone.Good thinking..Imagine having him stand just past the restrooms or their exit.Imagine everybody wanting to shake his hand.Imagine after every tenth wizard or so, finally hearing someone washing up afterward and even the occasional flushing sound, followed by the sound of stopped-up toilets overflowing..“and a good time was had by all”

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    neverenoughgold  almost 5 years ago

    He’s a wizard, not a whizzer…

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    Enter.Name.Here  almost 5 years ago

    5 hours for Gandalf means a total of 10 hours to go wee-wee. How long can wizards hold it in? Maybe they aren’t called WIZ-ards for nothing ;-)

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