There’s always a catch.
When I stop giving my wife a long, passionate kiss it’s time to disconnect my life support.
two campers are out in the bush and one gets bitten by venomous snake on the tip of his member while urinating.his companion gets on his cellphone and calls the emergency room and the doctor tells him to quickly suck the venom out of the victim at the point of the bite.the companion turns to his friend and says:“the doctor says you goin’ to DIE!”
There’s only two steps to eternal life.Step one is to be absolutely truthful and never tell another lie.Step two, repeat after me: “I will say this sentence again tomorrow morning”
Hold on there, Wiz! Who says you have to stay married to Blanche?
I’d Blanch too!
i don’t think her boyfriend would approve
I’m with edclectic.
For perfection, don’t say “check to see he’s really dead”Rather, word it, “First, make sure he’s really dead.”!(Not that I didn’t laugh anyway.)
Mastroianni and Hart