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Jun 6, 2013
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  1. 220px charles bowles aka black bart
    Steve Bartholomew GC Insider almost 5 years ago

    There’s always a catch.

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  2. Ricky ricardo oh lucy
    edclectic  almost 5 years ago

    When I stop giving my wife a long, passionate kiss it’s time to disconnect my life support.

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    Nighthawks GC Insider almost 5 years ago

    two campers are out in the bush and one gets bitten by venomous snake on the tip of his member while urinating.his companion gets on his cellphone and calls the emergency room and the doctor tells him to quickly suck the venom out of the victim at the point of the bite.the companion turns to his friend and says:“the doctor says you goin’ to DIE!”

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    Chris Kenworthy  almost 5 years ago

    There’s only two steps to eternal life.Step one is to be absolutely truthful and never tell another lie.Step two, repeat after me: “I will say this sentence again tomorrow morning”

    :)

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    xpurplezebra  almost 5 years ago

    I’d Blanch too!

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    jack fairbanks  almost 5 years ago

    i don’t think her boyfriend would approve

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    johnwalk  almost 5 years ago

    Awww

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  8. Hamlet and me
    renrod001  almost 5 years ago

    I’m with edclectic.

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    David Huie Green  almost 5 years ago

    For perfection, don’t say “check to see he’s really dead”Rather, word it, “First, make sure he’s really dead.”!(Not that I didn’t laugh anyway.)

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