He was lucky that was all he was wearing.
You don’t tip a bull, he charges you!
He quickly found out it was a bull and not the udder kind. My advice, look before you leap, opps, I mean tip
The was Jon’s favourite past time; from Garfield
Why do so many people believe that cows sleep standing?
My dad told me the same story…
takes two to four people to tip over a cow if they quickly surprise it which is very difficult since bovine hear and smell so well. but it’s a bad thing to do, bad to bully an animal and bad to risk injury
About 100 years ago there was a publication called Captain Billy’s Whizbang. It was a humor magazine meant to be on the racy side. The publication was mentioned in the Broadway play The Music Man and was founded by Captain William Fawcett, who turned that success into one of the largest publishing empires in the U. S.
About 25 years ago the company released an anniversary edition of the defunct Whiz Bang. On the cover was the picture of an embarrassed young farm girl with a milk pail. Next to her was a rather irate bull that she had mistaken for a cow and had tried to milk.
Just how is it in Id in the days of knights, wizards and jesters and attacking vikings that they could have a photo album???
re: cow sleeping
Sometimes you wonder when they actually sleep. Back in the late 1980s, I went camping with family and some love child hadn’t maintained the fences. So, the cows from nearby alotments on the Forest came calling in the night. Fortunately, none of them tripped over a tent line or stake. Stomp stomp stomp in the dead of night when they went through. At the end of the week, I went up to the spring and found that the cows had shoved their way in and stomped in the cover of the spring. Been drinking cowplop all week…
“Melrose! FORGIVE ME!!!”
Mastroianni and Hart