Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 13, 2013


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    pouncingtiger  almost 7 years ago

    She has a point.

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    The Nihilist  almost 7 years ago

    Funny thing, my wife didn’t like that cordless tool set I brought for here either, came with an extra battery, great carry case and everything.

    I guess there is no pleasing some women.

    (Yes, tongue fully in cheek) The roses and chocolates are ordered.

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    Peabody-Martini  almost 7 years ago

    Lookin’ for love in all the wrong places.

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    listmom  almost 7 years ago

    One Christmas my main gift request was for a tool set and a tool box to keep it in. My fella got it for me. <3 This Christmas I wanted an electric screwdriver, and bless him, he got it for me. So — no problems with power tools here.(And…they did find a woman to help them in their quest — so…problem?)

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    RoseHawke  almost 7 years ago

    This is really not very relevant these days. Best Christmas present I ever got was the deWalt Router set, and there’s always tools and such stuff on my Christmas list.

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    Rise22  almost 7 years ago

    MY husband made me a great wheeled carrier for MY DeWalt air compressor – now I can roll it all around the farm….best gift ever!!!

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    marktreut  almost 7 years ago

    My Mom says that “Black and Decker and their drills and electric saws did more than anyone else for women’s liberation” – though she would rather have flowers. Dad’s been warned.

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    mlvezie  almost 7 years ago

    Okay, didn’t they just find a woman to help in their quest? Or does he need a haircut and have some serious moobs?

    Anyway, @Dammit_Liz on Twitter recently complained that every time she goes into Home Depot, they assume she’s buying a gift.

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    rcyoder  almost 7 years ago

    20+ years ago my wife wanted to register for our wedding at Home Depot so that she could get new tools.

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    Fuzzy Thinker Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Golden Rule: Do unto others what you would have them do unto you.Upgrade…Platinum Rule: Do unto others what they would do unto themselves.

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    brklnbern  almost 7 years ago

    Some would say sexist, but true it is.

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    JP Steve Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    What’s not to love?

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    Rickapolis  almost 7 years ago

    They did find a woman. Her!

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    ColonelClaus  almost 7 years ago

    Redneck girls… Gotta love em!

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    Tsali-Queyi  almost 7 years ago

    I got my wife a new washer for Valentines, but she wouldn’t let me keep her!

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    RalphZIggy  almost 7 years ago

    before I met my wife, had girlfriend who loved Makita cordless 18V power tools. she’d have punched the author of this strip in the snoot

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    Nun'Ya Bidness™  almost 7 years ago

    A live flowering plant is better than a bunch of flowers that will wilt and be dead in a couple days.I actually do like power tools! And a nice pile of pressure treated landscaping timbers! Ooohh, what I could make with those!Mmmm! the smell of sawdust in the morning!

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    Pearlslover01  over 6 years ago

    Bung has a girlfriend?

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