Rodney does like to talk!
He may bore them to death in which case King Fink will celebrate a great victory.
The Fink just lost his right-hand man.
Fortunately though, he talks a lot but really doesn’t say anything.
Well, if Sir Rodney is familiar with Rietstap’s Armorial General he can tell the Huns who’s who. Might take a week or two.
Sir Rod can regale them with tales of his heroic victories in battle. The Huns will die laughing!
Our fearless and brave Rodney will amaze the Huns with his display of courage. He will escape, rescue the damsel in distress, and defeat the enemy.
While we’re waiting, could I interest you in some shares of a pineapple farm in Alaska?
He can hide the damsel in his nose, but he won’t be able to whistle while he does it.
I was taken back to when “Frank Burns” of M*A*S*H* was taken by the North Korean’s and after the check point they tossed him out of the jeep… Same Same
Does Rod have something in common with Doonesbury’s “Red Rascal?”
How about some ocean front property in Western Arizona. Should be available sometime in the next 24 months.
That’s because you don’t pay him enough, King Fink.
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