Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 12, 2003
October 11, 2003
October 13, 2003
Transcript:
Wizard: If we could only come up with something that would stop the aging process Smoke: I've got it! Wizard: What? Smoke: A ball peen hammer Woman: Do you have anything that will make my husband feel young again? Wizard: Put one of these pills in his coffee each morning Woman: I think I'll put in six We've got a problem Wizard: What's wrong? Woman: He won't go to bed without his teddy
