Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for March 24, 2023

  1. Leprechaun
    oldpine52  6 months ago

    As long as it’s not a size 48 thong it’ll be OK.

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  2. Entertained
    WhatsTheJoke  6 months ago


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    j_m_kuehl  6 months ago

    I’d be more afraid of finding the Wizard’s Speedo

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    ArcticFox Premium Member 6 months ago

    …and a size 50EEE bra???

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    Chithing Premium Member 6 months ago

    Another good reason to finish breakfast before reading these.

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    DaveG1960  6 months ago

    And that’s just the first stage…..

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    Captain Bars  6 months ago

    “Ahhhh! My eyes! Oh the humanity!”

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    Zebrastripes  6 months ago

    This happened to me! They don’t care who’s watching either!

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    sandpiper  6 months ago

    That’s definitely a size that fits all product.

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    sobrown51  6 months ago

    My recollection of stagecoaches (from westerns anyway) is they allowed firearms. So I guess they are searching for drugs or explosives?

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    T...  6 months ago

    Wizard’s wife revenge on TSA…

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    daleandkristen  6 months ago

    Wiz packed his trousers….undies perhaps….socks…shoes.. Brrrr

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    Space_cat  6 months ago

    No TSA then, but in ’73 it seemed like there was a hijacking every other day!

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    brklnbern  6 months ago

    A cutting remark the Wiz may really pay for.

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