Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for February 05, 2023

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    allen@home  8 months ago

    The Fink made sure they couldn’t score.

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    sandpiper  8 months ago

    Bung nailed it. And Fink stayed took the short way to a win.

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    Calvinist1966  8 months ago

    The King got some action but it was over before the match was due to begin.

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    Purple People Eater  8 months ago

    There once was a doctor who always stopped at the same bar on the way home from work, and had a hazlenut daiquiri. Since he always came at the same time and ordered the same thing, the bartender always had his drink ready for him when he came. One day, when the bartender was preparing the doctor’s drink, he realized that he was out of hazlenut extract. He knew the doctor wouldl be coming any minute, so he had to think fast. He decided to use hickory extract instead of hazlenut, and hope the doctor din’t notice. When he came and took a sip, the doctor said “You can’t fool me. This isn’t a hazlenut daiquiri, but it’s very good. What is it?” The bartender answered “It’s hickory daiquiri, doc.”

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    Zebrastripes  8 months ago

    Bungs got a wire loose…somewhere…

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    papajim545  8 months ago

    That joke is older than primordial oooze :-(

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  8 months ago

    That’s how he’s the only goalie with a full set of choppers.

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    raybarb44  8 months ago

    That’s one way to win a game….

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    joannesshadow  8 months ago

    Too bad the game was called. I would have liked to see the Fink on skates. And it would add 2 inches to his height!

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    brklnbern  8 months ago

    Indeed a sure way to prevent scoring.

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