Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for December 05, 2022

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    saywhatwhat  6 months ago

    Shake hands with the King? Seems a little too democratic for the fink.

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    Chithing Premium Member 6 months ago

    But you can always lick your fingers later, for a quick snack.

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    Piper_13  6 months ago

    Can’t believe people are lining up to shake hands with the fink.

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    Calvinist1966  6 months ago

    I recently posted the first verse of a parody of “What A Wonderful World” on The Wizard of Id and later on The Wizard of Id Classics. Today’s strip with the Fink shaking hands has helped me to complete the parody:

    I see a king who is mean,

    Big noses too,

    They tell good jokes,

    For me and you,

    But the Fink doesn’t think,

    “What a wonderful world!”

    I see the colours of the rainbow,

    The dragons in the sky,

    The smiles on all the faces,

    Of damsels passing by,

    But the Fink doesn’t think,

    “What a wonderful world!”

    I see the Fink shaking hands,

    Saying “How do you do?”

    The Fink is really thinking,

    “I’ll get you!”

    For the Fink doesn’t think,

    “What a wonderful world!”

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    BigEd  6 months ago

    Seems to be a lot of left arms missing here. And Finks Right Arm…

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    Spiffy  6 months ago

    Are you sure he didn’t have short ribs?

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    brklnbern  6 months ago

    So you may have to wash but at least your hand will be clean.

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