Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for October 03, 2022

disabled and able to steal? I must learn how to do this …

These days the veteran part might make a difference for his side, but the rest of it could be detrimental to his case.

Jailhouse lawyer or barracks lawyer, both work the game. Pile up enough excuses and the court gets tired and drops the charge.

Curse you Lucky Ducky!

- Tom the Dancing Bug

Whining to state his case seems to be trending…

Yes, he’s really lucky.

so we now have a 3 tier judicial system – politicians/family, common, and the guilty with the 1st and last getting away with anything and the middle having to foot the bill for it all.

If he’s the seventh son of a seventh son, he could be the next king… ☺

Also valid: I claim to truly believe what I did wasn’t a crime, so this is a witch hunt. (only works with certain minority groups)

These days yes. Veterans get little help, but special minorities can the play the game at will.

The King has no sympathy for the injustices that others have.

A broken home? So he’s from Florida?