Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for August 29, 2021

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    Qiset  5 months ago

    Those Frenchies seek him everywhere!

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    Lady loves a joke  5 months ago

    That drink is for the heavy drinker, judging from the size of that glass.

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    sandpiper  5 months ago

    A long trip for an old joke, but funny. And to think Bond only drank gin martinis – one ingredient – shaken, not stirred. Think what he missed.

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    Gale Premium Member 5 months ago

    …and this ran on a Sunday morning! Oh, what to have missed!

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    Chithing Premium Member 5 months ago

    I guess it still beats squeegee shots.

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    moonfrogger  5 months ago

    He had me until the olives.

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    Zebrastripes  5 months ago

    Try gulping down a couple of Hurricanes in New Orleans….Bada Bing Bada Bang

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    rawalko  5 months ago

    Finally, a cocktail actually worth what they’re charging in hotel bars these days.

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    rob mccallum  5 months ago

    It’s got beer in it? What a sissy drink. replace the quart of beer wit the same amount of vodka and it’ll make a decent drink. Oh and make mine a double.

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    Cerabooge  5 months ago

    After the funeral, Id brought in the village drunk from Iot.

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    Calvinist1966  5 months ago

    For animated cartoon fans:

    Huckleberry Hound appeared in one cartoon as the Purple Pumpernickel.

    Daffy Duck had appeared in an earlier cartoon as the Scarlet Pumpernickel.

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    Plods with ...™ Premium Member 5 months ago

    In college, we called that screech

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    WentHulk  5 months ago

    Wow…………….. I don’t envy his liver.

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    brklnbern  5 months ago

    That should be enough to kill an elephant. Hooray for Baroness Orczy.

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    PuppyPapa  5 months ago

    OK, ’fess up. Who tried making that?

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    John W Kennedy Premium Member 5 months ago

    The Purple Pimpernel is not a person, but a birthmark that identifies the lost royal baby in Țhe Court Jester”, starring Danny Kaye.

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    Robert Braddock Premium Member 5 months ago

    I guess Sweet Adeline is the song they are singing, but it’s interesting that it could be Sweet Caroline which has become a huge bar singing song.

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    jnacombs  5 months ago

    Reminds me of Buddy Love’s concoction in the original Nutty Professor!

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