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Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for August 01, 2021

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    dcandmx  3 months ago

    ‘Slather, slather, slather.’

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    dave1960  3 months ago

    Egg-sactly

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    Zebrastripes  3 months ago

    The Fink has admiration for Rodney.

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    Chithing Premium Member 3 months ago

    Y’know, Rod, he’s still going to make you pick up the tab.

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    Olddog04  3 months ago

    Butter him up

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    sandpiper  3 months ago

    Surprised Rod didn’t get hit by lightning. Such a noodnik.

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    brklnbern  3 months ago

    Lying his way for just a free drink and meal.

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    PuppyPapa  3 months ago

    “Touched” is a pretty much obsolete expression for quick, maybe slightly high-pressure borrowing. The usual idiom was passive, “He put the touch on me.” Less common was phrasing it as “I’m gonna put the touch on him.”

    (Meaning “to get or borrow money” first recorded 1760. — etymonline)

    So Rodney is saying he plans on hitting up His Majesty to foot the bill (two more fun idioms!).

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