“Can you hear me now?”Did you forget to put in your hearing aids?
Ya know, the problem with cell phones is that you can’t slam the receiver down when you are PO’d. It just doesn’t have the same effect.
Hey, you can see me in the funny papers!
Them there crushed carbon mouth/earpieces just couldn’t feed the local strowger switches fast enough. (a wink and nod to all them Telco Guys of my era!)
Try dialing “LOL” on a rotary phone…..