Careful Sid, you might make Ben proud that he did graduate!
quick now…“sure I graduated but at the bottom of my class”
The truth comes out! This will really make Sid feel bad; perfect for the situation.
Well, it was going to come out eventually…
Hadn’t noticed before: Pride is a 4-legged bird.
Feed a cold and starve a fever, or something.
Do you know what they call the person who graduated last in their class at medical school?
Background music, “I’m A Loser” by the Beatles.
Ben, just sit back and listen. Sid’s life story will save the day!
All those broken mirrors will mean so much bad luck for Pride.