He always notices a well-turned ankle…But from the looks of her, she’ll take him down a peg.
Sorry, she carries her own boyfriend wherever she goes.
Mmmmm! Victorian style!
When she’s really out on the town, I’ll bet she goes ball-and-claw.
That is one well-turned leg!
There’s a “wood” joke in here somewhere.
The captain might want to be careful. He doesn’t know that she is very good and can be very painful with that leg.
So far he’s lost an eye, a hand, and a leg on just one side. Only his right side is intact. Soon he’ll have nothing left.
I once knew a pirate with a wooden leg named John… Sorry, I don’t remember what the name of his other leg was…
He always has an eye out for a nice piece of ash.
Maybe he likes to get pegged! You never know with these worldly seabirds!
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