Walt Handelsman for May 08, 2016

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    Happy Two Shoes  over 6 years ago

    And the winner loses all.

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    Happy Two Shoes  over 6 years ago

    Apartment House is second with plenty of roomAssault is passing batteryNotary’s Old Jack is fourth

    And in last place by ten lengths I believe it is, yesIt is Feitlebaum around the turn heading for homeIt’s Stu Chan and Dog Bisquit and Girdle in the stretchFlying Sylvester is third and Mother-In-Law nagging in the rear

    And now they come down to the wireAnd it’s number one and now number twoAnd it’s very closeIt’ll either be a photo finish or an oil painting

    And now Louis speaks with the leftAnd Louis is in thereSlugging and it’s a battleAnd now they are tearing hair

    There’s hair all over the ringThere’s hair all over the placeI don’t know whose hair it isIt’ mine and there goes the winner

    Feitlebaum

    Spike-jones/william-tell-overture-lyrics

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    UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Civility never got outta the gate, and Wishful Thinking is still thinking… wishfully.

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    Dtroutma  over 6 years ago

    Common Sense lies dead in the gate.

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    tbally57  over 6 years ago

    Nyquist would make a more horse sense President

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 6 years ago

    Guess that “Bernie’s BS” was scratched?

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    Dtroutma  over 6 years ago

    BTW: would you name an intentionally slow horse “NyQuil”?

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    Dtroutma  over 6 years ago

    ^or just our reaction to this election cycle?

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