Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for January 23, 2023

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    angelolady Premium Member 4 months ago

    Is Seagull far enough under the desk to be out of wheels’ way?

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    StephenRice  4 months ago

    Instead of messing with a bulky parachute, I simply carry around an easily-folded balloon. No, I don’t have that much hot air; I simply blow into it in a high-pitched voice, and the air assumes it’s helium and buoys me up.

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    Ida No  4 months ago

    Given the way my life goes, I’ve taken to carrying around a drag chute.

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    Templo S.U.D.  4 months ago

    does Spud even have the allowance for a parachute? then again, what about his unmentioned, unseen parents having the bank account funds for such?

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    Faustus Mitternacht  4 months ago

    Gonna stand up, hook up, shuffle to the door, jump right out and count to four. My main don’t open I use my reserve, my reserve don’t open I lose my nerve.

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    Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 4 months ago

    Darn right, I got mine, it’s pink!

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    Trond Sätre Premium Member 4 months ago

    Rick Jones: Don’t look so shocked. I always carry a miniature parachute with me in case I have to jump from an exploding Skrull saucer.

    Bruce Banner: That’s… that’s ridiculous.

    Rick Jones: Why? I needed to, didn’t I?

    — The Incredible Hulk (Volume 1) #375

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    Meg: All Seriousness Aside  4 months ago

    I hope he’s got some cash, they’re not cheap.

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    nsr60  4 months ago

    The pier isn’t high enough for a parachute to deploy.

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    nsr60  4 months ago

    What did Chuck Norris do when his parachute failed to open? He took it back for a refund.

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    crookedwolf Premium Member 4 months ago

    That’s it, Spud – you’re grounded!

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    ajr58(1)  4 months ago

    Specially designed parachute for lawyers are designed to open impact.

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    jschumaker  4 months ago

    Wallace will borrow the parachute for jumping off the roof of his house.

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    Killraven Premium Member 4 months ago

    Irrefutable logic Spud. Especially for that day when the bus driver gives in and lets Wallace drive the school bus.

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    goboboyd  4 months ago

    Safety yellow chute instead of a backpack. The kids at school were wondering why Spud carrys his books under his arm. A stylish sling bag for his emergency protein snack bars and sun block (in January).

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 4 months ago

    Tried that argument to purchase a Zodiac.. settled on an inflatable kisbee ring.

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    scyphi26  4 months ago

    Okay, I guess I can’t argue with that logic…

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    WCraft Premium Member 4 months ago

    They’ve been issuing them to Illinois taxpayers for years.

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    Katecst  4 months ago

    Spud is clearly my soul mate. I have fire extinguishers in every room in my house, one in each car one in my tractor, and one in my horse trailer. I also have cables, a first aid kit, a tire inflater and a heavy duty jump starter plus an emergency kit for the horses and one for the truck. My daddy said that if you are properly prepared for an emergency, you are less likely to have an emergency.

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    GKBOWOOD Premium Member 4 months ago

    That is a very dangerous place to nap, Seagull!

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    miltondavis  4 months ago

    What a chill seagull.

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    donwestonmysteries  4 months ago

    Maybe order two, considering Wallace’s epic stunts.

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member 4 months ago

    I’d love a peek into Spud’s mind — for about five seconds.

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    angelolady Premium Member 4 months ago

    Remember when he took his bowling ball on their hikes? And needed it one day?

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Hum… there’s a logical behind this.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Indeed. It is better to have one and not need it than to not have one and need it.

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    The one and only Eldest Arc (now at peace)  4 months ago

    You can get a pilot’s license at 16 you have 8 years or so Spud

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    wordsmeet  4 months ago

    Spud is the XXI century’s incarnation of Wiley E. Coyote.

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