Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for May 17, 2022

“So long, and thanks for all the fish! (And for the free wifi.)”

send the seagulls to attack them

Spud is wise. Dolphins will mess you up when they think nobody is watching.

Those terrorist bastards.

(I read Dave Barry’s blog a lot.)

So THAT’S how Timothy Olyphant did it in Live Free, Or Die Hard! He’s cute!

The Onion was the first to break the news, but did the rest of the world pay attention??

https://www.theonion.com/dolphins-evolve-opposable-thumbs-1819565718

Gull is where gulls usually are. That’s so gullian!

Who knew dolphins had an evil porpoise..?

Panel three. Just…sigh.

Has Spud been on those conspiracy sites again?

I kinda agree with Spud here.

Sometimes you have to stop reading and admire the art here.

Don’t ever let them get the bomb…..

Meep

Dolphins + grid = Johnny Mnemonic?

HARFCOFFEEOUTMYNOSE HAHAHA

Smart, cute and dangerous. Sort of like my chemistry TA in college. I ended up marrying her…

dolphins are mean. they harrass sea turtle and fish