Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for March 19, 2021

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    Laurie Sefton Premium Member about 1 year ago

    What the world needs—a dual-purpose mushroom!

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    Cpeckbourlioux  about 1 year ago

    …take a nap on a mushroom pizza…

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    crookedwolf Premium Member about 1 year ago

    That Wallace; he’s a real fungi..

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    shawnc1959  about 1 year ago

    I hope they’re using Spud’s frequent customer number so they can get the double-secret discount.

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    jimmjonzz Premium Member about 1 year ago

    It’s sorta possible, depending on what “a” mushroom means.

    In the Pacific Northwest there are tracts of land that appear to sprout thousands of mushrooms. But underground, all of those “individual” mushrooms are linked as one gigantic organism.

    So sleep on one? You could pitch tents for yourself and a veritable army of friends to sleep on one.

    Some of these creatures occupy a surface of over two square miles, which makes them the largest living things (by area) on the planet. The above-ground parts are called mushrooms or, in biological terms, “fruiting bodies” as they produce the spores to seed new ground.

    They also may be the oldest living things on Earth, some believed to be over 2000 years old.

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    Andrew Bosch Premium Member about 1 year ago

    One side makes you smaller and the other makes you tall, and the pills that mother gives you don’t do anything at all. Just ask Alice when she’s ten feet tall.

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    ㅤ{use to be Member Of G.R.O.S.S.}  about 1 year ago

    Mom thats not what he wants he wants a new bed

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    jschumaker  about 1 year ago

    Try Snug Harbor Pizzeria’s new mushroom pizza. It’s fungilicious!

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    Three Steps Over Japan  about 1 year ago

    Wallace needs shroom to grow. Sounds cheesy when you say it outloud.

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    30th Anniversary  about 1 year ago

    Will Henry won’t comment on this comment.

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    jay_dallas  about 1 year ago

    Pizza… Spud won’t be far away!

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    Killraven Premium Member about 1 year ago

    C’mon Wallace! We’re ordering a PIZZA here. Don’t get distracted man!

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    Mighty Phavahg  about 1 year ago

    Last time we ordered pizza, they said they were outta mushrooms. Did you hear me? OUT OF MUSHROOMS! Aeiiiiiiii!

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    morningglory61 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I wonder what Sterling would like on his pizza?

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    FunnyMinnion  about 1 year ago

    Yes, To make dreams come true!

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    raybarb44  about 1 year ago

    In Jules Verne’s “Journey to the Center of the Earth” mushrooms did grow that big so there might be hope for Wallace. However, at this moment, one MUST have mushrooms on their pizza Mother…..

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    WCraft Premium Member about 1 year ago

    I don’t mind mushrooms on pizza as long as there are no caterpillars with hookahs on them…

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    adenning2  about 1 year ago

    LIE, not LAY!

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    shamest Premium Member about 1 year ago

    starfish and mushroom both extra cheese

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    Aladar30 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    A huge pizza would be comfortable and yummy.

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    DCBakerEsq  about 1 year ago

    Extra pineapple, please.

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    LJZ Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Go to Oregon:


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    paperphrique  about 1 year ago

    Yes, Virginia, there is a Snug Harbor.

    I posted this late yesterday, so you probably missed it. Wallace’s third book hits the shelves next Tuesday! Read all about it here:


    Call your local bookseller and reserve a copy now.

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    GKBOWOOD Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Yes, please and green olives and pepperoni and red peppers and italian sausage and onions and jalapeno peppers…

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    TrudyQ Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Focus Wallace!

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    rstove428 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Was the explanation point always in there?

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    donwestonmysteries  about 1 year ago

    Wallace in Wonderland.

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    The Orange Mailman  about 1 year ago

    So many cultures embrace them making them fungible.

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    Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member about 1 year ago

    “Fungilicious.” My fave new word of the week.

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    wordsmeet  10 months ago

    Fungilicious indeed.

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