It’s sorta possible, depending on what “a” mushroom means.
In the Pacific Northwest there are tracts of land that appear to sprout thousands of mushrooms. But underground, all of those “individual” mushrooms are linked as one gigantic organism.
So sleep on one? You could pitch tents for yourself and a veritable army of friends to sleep on one.
Some of these creatures occupy a surface of over two square miles, which makes them the largest living things (by area) on the planet. The above-ground parts are called mushrooms or, in biological terms, “fruiting bodies” as they produce the spores to seed new ground.
They also may be the oldest living things on Earth, some believed to be over 2000 years old.
One side makes you smaller and the other makes you tall, and the pills that mother gives you don’t do anything at all. Just ask Alice when she’s ten feet tall.
In Jules Verne’s “Journey to the Center of the Earth” mushrooms did grow that big so there might be hope for Wallace. However, at this moment, one MUST have mushrooms on their pizza Mother…..
Laurie Sefton Premium Member about 3 years ago
What the world needs—a dual-purpose mushroom!
Cpeckbourlioux about 3 years ago
…take a nap on a mushroom pizza…
crookedwolf Premium Member about 3 years ago
That Wallace; he’s a real fungi..
shawnc1959 about 3 years ago
I hope they’re using Spud’s frequent customer number so they can get the double-secret discount.
jimmjonzz Premium Member about 3 years ago
It’s sorta possible, depending on what “a” mushroom means.
In the Pacific Northwest there are tracts of land that appear to sprout thousands of mushrooms. But underground, all of those “individual” mushrooms are linked as one gigantic organism.So sleep on one? You could pitch tents for yourself and a veritable army of friends to sleep on one.
Some of these creatures occupy a surface of over two square miles, which makes them the largest living things (by area) on the planet. The above-ground parts are called mushrooms or, in biological terms, “fruiting bodies” as they produce the spores to seed new ground.They also may be the oldest living things on Earth, some believed to be over 2000 years old.
Andrew Bosch Premium Member about 3 years ago
One side makes you smaller and the other makes you tall, and the pills that mother gives you don’t do anything at all. Just ask Alice when she’s ten feet tall.
ㅤ{use to be Member Of G.R.O.S.S.} about 3 years ago
Mom thats not what he wants he wants a new bed
jschumaker about 3 years ago
Try Snug Harbor Pizzeria’s new mushroom pizza. It’s fungilicious!
Ida No about 3 years ago
Wallace needs shroom to grow. Sounds cheesy when you say it outloud.
30th Anniversary about 3 years ago
Will Henry won’t comment on this comment.
jay_dallas about 3 years ago
Pizza… Spud won’t be far away!
Killraven Premium Member about 3 years ago
C’mon Wallace! We’re ordering a PIZZA here. Don’t get distracted man!
Mighty Phavahg about 3 years ago
Last time we ordered pizza, they said they were outta mushrooms. Did you hear me? OUT OF MUSHROOMS! Aeiiiiiiii!
morningglory73 Premium Member about 3 years ago
I wonder what Sterling would like on his pizza?
FunnyMinnion about 3 years ago
Yes, To make dreams come true!
raybarb44 about 3 years ago
In Jules Verne’s “Journey to the Center of the Earth” mushrooms did grow that big so there might be hope for Wallace. However, at this moment, one MUST have mushrooms on their pizza Mother…..
WCraft Premium Member about 3 years ago
I don’t mind mushrooms on pizza as long as there are no caterpillars with hookahs on them…
adenning2 about 3 years ago
LIE, not LAY!
shamest Premium Member about 3 years ago
starfish and mushroom both extra cheese
Aladar30 Premium Member about 3 years ago
A huge pizza would be comfortable and yummy.
DCBakerEsq about 3 years ago
Extra pineapple, please.
LJZ Premium Member about 3 years ago
Go to Oregon:
https://www.bibalex.org/SCIplanet/en/Article/Details?id=13515#:~:text=Armillaria%20ostoyae%2C%20commonly%20known%20as,be%20around%208%2C650%20years%20old.
paperphrique about 3 years ago
Yes, Virginia, there is a Snug Harbor.
I posted this late yesterday, so you probably missed it. Wallace’s third book hits the shelves next Tuesday! Read all about it here:
https://www.jamestownpress.com/articles/cartoonist-set-to-release-wallace-book/
Call your local bookseller and reserve a copy now.
GKBOWOOD Premium Member about 3 years ago
Yes, please and green olives and pepperoni and red peppers and italian sausage and onions and jalapeno peppers…
TrudyQ Premium Member about 3 years ago
Focus Wallace!
rstove428 Premium Member about 3 years ago
Was the explanation point always in there?
donwestonmysteries about 3 years ago
Wallace in Wonderland.
The Orange Mailman about 3 years ago
So many cultures embrace them making them fungible.
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member about 3 years ago
“Fungilicious.” My fave new word of the week.
wordsmeet over 2 years ago
Fungilicious indeed.