Wallace’s Mum runs smack into the ambiguity and interpretation of the English language.
I like the seagull wishing for a hot dog.
Mom: “So, the assignment was to make a model of a real animal. This animal isn’t really real, so what model is it?”
The simple longings of the humble seagull . . .
An entire hotdog, all to itself. Not too great an ambition, I think.
I love that the seagull is wishing for a hotdog.
I wonder what Jordan Peterson would say about this?
If only he put all that effort into actual research for his project!
Wasn’t this project due in hours back on 3/20?
Dad seems to be getting into this project. I see his tongue is sticking out while painting.
To clear things up a little then, yes, Wallace’s mother, komodo dragons are a real animal, however, Wallace is probably overselling their abilities a little.
I’m with the seagull. Especially if that is a Chicago dog!
Better be really worried.
If you look back at March 19th – you can see that today confirms that she really doesn’t know what a Komodo Dragon is.
It’s not so confusing, your weird kid is WEIRD and a KID, and therefore thinks a wish from a shooting star can make a papier-mache animal come alive. Get it now, ma’am?
No, Sterling is the most radical pet in town.
You already have the most radical pet in town… your brother.
April 15, 2016