Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for February 26, 2019

Spud had too many “accidents” in Kindergarten. He’s now on the janitor’s watch list.

I shudder to think of what Spud might have done to get on the bad side of the janitor.

The Gong Show.

My graduate school professor threatened to do that to me, once.

Major Bowes Original Amateur Hour on radio, followed by Ted Mack on TV long before Gong Show.

I have the same fear. Except the hook thing. I’m just afraid it would sound dumb