Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for December 19, 2016
Santa: Why hello, little boy! What would you like for Christmas? Spud: Hi, Santa! I want a cell phone this year. Santa: Ho ho ho! A cell phone? Spud: Yes, Santa, a really big cell phone! Santa: Ok, you got- Spud: So big that people say- "hey is that kid takin' to a boogie board?" Santa: Gasp this one reeks like cheese.