Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for November 16, 2015
Wallace: I hope they cancel school tomorrow. Mr. McClellan: This is nuthin' Wallace. Back in my day, I'd have to walk to school even in the nastiest blizzards. Wallace: No waaaay! Mr. McClellan: Yep, and it was uphill both ways. Wallace: Well, that doesn't make any sense. Mr. McClellan: There was much more seismic activity back then.