Wallace the Brave by Will Henry for November 02, 2015
Spud: How much Halloween candy does your Mom let you bring to school? Wallace: Gah! I don't have any left. Spud: Really? You had a whole pillowcase full. Wallace: I did but I had to hide it from Sterling. And it was a great hiding spot 'till my Mom preheated the oven to make lasagna. Spud: Oven roasted irony! Wallace: Not to mention, my Mom makes horrendous lasagna.