Up and Out by Julia Kaye for March 25, 2019
Yellow Sponge: Man, I'm ready for action! Green Sponge: Cough! Don't trust 'em. Yellow Sponge: Wassat? Green Sponge: Get out while you still can. Yellow Sponge: But this is my life's dream! Besides, the humans love me! Green Sponge: 'course they do. Look at you, you're young and beautiful. You'll be used daily to wash dishes! Oh, they'll pile on the praise. But looks fade. Always do. HACK COUGH COUGH. Ahem. One day you won't be quite so fresh. It's all downhill from there. Before long you'll only be used for the worst jobs. And the sick part? You'll be so starved for attention you'll begin to enjoy it! Yellow Sponge: Gasp! Woman: Jer! Did you clean the toilet yet? Jer: Oops! I'm on it! Green Sponge: Hear that? I'm wanted! I'm wanted!
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