i understand that sentiment, in New Mexico we have a saying, Poor New Mexico, so far from heaven… so close to Texas
What if Heaven was the trailer park?
Much closer than you may think.
Reno is so close to Hell you can see Sparks…
“If I owned Texas and I owned Hell, I’d rent out Texas and live in Hell.” — Gen. Phil Sheridan
hell should be in deathvally because nobody could live there
Could have shortened this to “Geologists have located Hell… New Jersey.”
Hell has always been a lot easier to find.
12 feet? must be a methane fire from raw sewage gas.
Come on, heaven is near West Virginia. John Denver noticed that decades ago.
May 20, 2016