Two Party Opera by Brian Carroll for January 27, 2021

Post photos of yourself in your favorite moments in the coup attempt.

This should work on at least seven or eight of them.

You need a “Little Friends of the Republican Congress” version, for those who were already on the inside.

LOL! After reading the Wired article on how much information the doofuses have made available to the Russians, this is a hoot.

from Wired: (emphasis added)

Russia has passed laws that compel tech companies to comply with government requests, and it has deployed physical network infrastructure to monitor everything from web user IP addresses and communications to location data. Employing Russian infrastructure services could expose a site’s users to the country’s surveillance schemes, says Alp Toker, director of the nonpartisan connectivity tracking group NetBlocks. Most posts on Parler are meant to be public, but the platform also offered a direct messaging feature and numerous types of “verified” accounts, including red badges for anyone who uploads an image of their government identification card. All of this information, as well as granular user activity data and user IP addresses, would potentially be exposed to the Kremlin if Parler returns with those same features while routing its data through Russian servers.

https://www.wired.com/story/parler-russia-privacy/

Want to buy Pelosi’s lap top?

‘do you engage in cosplay that involves horns on your head and face painting?’

Can you phrase the question in the form of a tweet?

Silly Brian, “they” already have all that info on you along with recordings of all phone calls, text messages, internet sites visited, probably the channels you watch on smart tv, etc.

FUN PAGE! FUN PAGE! FUN PAGE! LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Thanks Brian. Highlight of my day

Vicious lying covid spreading Republicans appear to believe that their treasonous breach of our Capitol was just another outrageous segment of their dictatorial take over of democracy and should be excused.

They need to be removed from office for breaking their oath of office to protect and defend the USA from all enemies foreign and domestic.

Not, white nationalists get a free pass as they push the country toward fascism.

Way cool!

Ah, the FBI—an organization so incompetent they have to put up posters so ordinary citizens with no law enforcement training whatsoever can do their job for them.

(Which in no way makes the FBI any less dangerous.)

Hell, why doesn’t the FBI just ask Facebook. They have all that information.

Republicans now hate the FBI, they will only cooperate with “their own” organization, the FIB.

Apparently everyone but Trump’s FBI knew the riot was going to happen.

It was all over Parler, you would think an adequate state police would monitor the violent reactionaries.

Where I was on January 6, 2021: NOWHERE NEAR WASHINGTON!

People are scared about government surveillance and what they know but all of that information is already floating around on the ground internet. I’m not on FB or Twitter not because of that it’s because they’re evil corporations.

On January 6, 2021, I was picking up my lunch from a local, family-run Chinese restaurant. Been going there a lot more in the last year.

Why isn’t the favorite color shades of red?

I’m almost able to see Washington from my house. I’m in the Portland, Oregon Area.

Wow, a new place mat design for The Waffle House. ( Full disclosure: I like Waffle House. )

Shaman now says he’s sorry he stormed the castle, er, Capitol.

I voted for Brian Carroll.