Truth Facts by Wulff & Morgenthaler for November 18, 2020

Q: How do you top a car?

A: You tep on the break, tupid.

Someone either misspelled or let autocorrect take over.

Uh… No spellcheck? (BREAK)

The worst thing to brake. . . . Your spellcheck

Duh, spellcheck won’t catch legit words in the wrong context.

Just, why?

If you change the right hand bar chart to “1972 Pinto” then you won’t have to change the title.

Otto Connect sucks.

Perhaps English is not the native language for Mssrs Wulff & Morgenthaler.

How about your ethical code?

The Grammar Police are going to put the breaks on that one. Yep, I did that.

Your grammar will be mad; I know she will.

I don’t have an iPhone, so this doesn’t apply to me. I have a Samsung Android phone.