As a practicing Baconist I can assure you that, any dish with Bacon added to it may be o.k. with the reformists, but, aside from the occasional piggy puff on High on the Hog Day, all I eat is Bacon.
I read somewhere that pigs are smart enough to know why people keep them around, and that’s why they spend their whole life trying to escape. I’ve raised pigs, and I’ve butchered pigs, and it’s true — they do spend their whole life trying to escape. If they can’t dig under a fence, they’ll try to climb over it. And nothing can squeal like a pig stuck in a fence. Sigh — takes all the fun outta being a carnivore.
krys723 over 9 years ago
I don’t get it I’m sorry…does this mean I’m dumb? I mean if I had to choose it would definitely be the fourth one
Olddog1 over 9 years ago
Bacon flavored beer? http://bacontoday.com/bacon-beer/
PICTO over 9 years ago
As a practicing Baconist I can assure you that, any dish with Bacon added to it may be o.k. with the reformists, but, aside from the occasional piggy puff on High on the Hog Day, all I eat is Bacon.
davids.comments over 9 years ago
Wait! Only two slices?
benbrilling over 9 years ago
What kind of fish is that?
heatherjasper over 9 years ago
Wow, these guys must love bacon. (I do, too; it’s one of the few things keeping me from becoming a vegetarian.)
PICTO over 9 years ago
MMMM Chocolate. The Dark Master.Without Evil there can be no Good.Bacon… How can you be on any other side?
luckylouie over 9 years ago
I read somewhere that pigs are smart enough to know why people keep them around, and that’s why they spend their whole life trying to escape. I’ve raised pigs, and I’ve butchered pigs, and it’s true — they do spend their whole life trying to escape. If they can’t dig under a fence, they’ll try to climb over it. And nothing can squeal like a pig stuck in a fence. Sigh — takes all the fun outta being a carnivore.
Scorchwave over 9 years ago
Hey don’t forget carnivores, some of us don’t like bacon.