And Herr Drumpf, who was on the same boat, hired him immediately.
Ah hahahahaha I see what you did there! Herr (hair) Dresser
Ach du lieber!
Old joke from an old man: What’s the difference between a prince and a bald man? The prince is the heir apparent, while the bald man has no hair apparent. (Try not to spit out your coffee)
He sometimes went by alias Cosmo Tologist.
There’s an old line from a blues song (done also by Cream) – “A woman is like a dresser – some man’s always goin’ thru its drawers…”