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Tom Toles for October 30, 2019

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    mr_sherman Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Is he talking about himself?

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    DD Wiz Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Trump said that Al Baghdadi was “a coward” and “a dog” (as if somehow to suggest that dogs — some of the greatest heroes in history — are cowards?)

    Well, funny thing, turns out a DOG was one of the heroes in the tracking down of Al Baghdadi. (Other heroes were the Turks, who continued to provide intelligence from their inside infiltrator even after betrayed by Trump, who almost derailed the whole operation.) And it turns out that, UNLIKE DONALD TRUMP, this dog was no coward.

    While Republicans now are following in the footsteps of Trump’s mocking of John McCain, a war hero, and Gold Star families, as they belittle and besmirch a 20-year career military hero, who was injured by an IED in Iraq, remained in theater to complete his tour, and got a Purple Heart (and numerous other decorations) and is widely acclaimed.

    Republicans are trying to smear a bona fide military hero to protect a draft dodger, while Trump equates dogs with cowards, while a real HERO DOG went and (unlike Trump) served heroically and NEVER CLAIMED PAW SPURS.

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    Dtroutma  over 1 year ago

    He’s been whining, crying, and screaming his BS for decades.

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    lopaka  over 1 year ago

    LOL!

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    wellis1947 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Everything Trump says is “projection” of one sort or another. Since Trump can admit to no faults – he assigns his numerous faults and failings to others. It’s just amazing how “perfect” Trump is and how “flawed” everyone else is.

    How he hears things no one else can is beyond strange – I wonder if Trump answers the voices in his head?

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    braindead Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Or, as non Disciples call him, a dog.

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    Old_Curmudgeon   over 1 year ago

    Caught, ergo Overwrought – {1.60 limericks}

    The prez of a crooked regime

    tried many a crooked scheme.

    When finally caught,

    he was overwrought,

    and he raged in a furious scream:

    “It’s my Accusers who’re bad!!

    Poor ME; I’ve been had!!” -

    - {a sociopath’s asinine theme}.

    . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

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    GreggW Premium Member over 1 year ago

    He likely will be, but like Al Baghdadi it likely won’t be on video either, unfortunately.

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    DHBirr  over 1 year ago

    Now, now; get hold of yourself, Dotard. You do NOT have a split personality – that’s one mental disorder you’re free of – so speaking of yourself in the plural as “Traitors!” and “Spies!” isn’t correct. (Or did you think of it as the Royal “We”?)

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    Old_Curmudgeon   over 1 year ago

    {Off-topic:}

    Thence Comes Pence – {1.40 limericks}

    Hear us complain and lament

    that th’ ‘lectoral College has sent

    this Michael Pence creep

    to be Donald’s veep: -

    - After Trump’s descent,

    it’s Pence who’ll torment

    us as next our pres-i-dent.

    … Coda:

    Impeach The Donald and Thence comes Pence

    as a Faulty Election’s bad Consequence.

    . . . . . . . . .

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    EdMeiller Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Caught by the ‘jaws’ of lies.

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    PraiseofFolly  over 1 year ago

    Havahart traps wouldn’t work for this mean critter.

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Good one, Tom!

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    Masterskrain Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I wonder how loudly he will be screaming and ranting and bellowing about “Foreign Interference!!” when he loses in November, 2020, AND, will the Federal Marshals have to bodily DRAG HIM out of the White House in Jan. 2021 so President Warren can move in?

    I would LOVE to see them literally toss his fat ass onto Pennsylvania Avenue, FACE FIRST on the pavement…
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    Dani Rice  over 1 year ago

    It would seem that his trashing of Lt. Col. Vindman is causing anger on both sides of the aisle. About bloody time!https://tinyurl.com/yyffolfq

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    Bookworm  over 1 year ago

    Trump’s axiom: The amount of invective employed is in direct proportion to the amount of truth in the claim being denied.

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    Old_Curmudgeon   over 1 year ago

    {Off-topic:}

    Prosperity Versus Posterity – {a rhyme}

    Climate-change warms hence harms our posterity.

    This disaster is caused by quests for prosperity, -

    - by plutocrats seeking wealth

    by politicking in stealth

    so that politicians are fiddlling,

    and feckless, – their thumbs a-twiddling

    while the world sinks deeply steeped in austerity.

    . . . . . . . . . . . .

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    Alexander the Good Enough  over 1 year ago

    Since the first of the year I’ve often observed that it seems as if Speaker Pelosi has a (tiny) bit of Tяцmp’s anatomy, found rather higher up, clamped tightly in the jaws of her purse. Oh, the whimpering and crying and screaming…

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    gnome  over 1 year ago

    Trump is a text book perfect case of psychological projection.

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    superposition  over 1 year ago

    I want my country back. I want to be able to trust and respect my neighbors again, knowing that we all hear the same verified news from unimpeachable sources and that we all have learned as part of our essential education, what The US Constitution really says, not a politically/ideologically distorted interpretation. I tire of the political parties war on each other that carries over to We the People.

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    Smitty  over 1 year ago

    oh SNAP! This is the best Toles I’ve seen in awhile.

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    streetbeater  over 1 year ago

    Funny, none of the others who were there remember any crying or screaming. It is never enough when he wins, he always has to “embellish” the truth.

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    yipp_eeee  over 1 year ago

    Cant wait to see him crying and screaming as they perp walk him to the paddy wagon. You know he will whine like a chihuahua. His dignity will be like his bone spurs: nonexistent.

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    padlnjones  over 1 year ago

    Toles goes yard; he is the best…

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    Night-Gaunt49  over 1 year ago

    You can kill the followers but you need to kill the memes they have generated that resonate with people even raised and living in places like the USA, Britain and Germany.

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    sandflea  over 1 year ago

    He’s been doing that since inauguration day.

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    gopher gofer  over 1 year ago

    he’ll use bone spurs as an excuse to claim immunity from impeachment…

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    #Rad-ish  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Dictator Donald always wants you to feel sorry for his lying racist selfish problems he creates for himself.

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    #Rad-ish  Premium Member over 1 year ago

    The Republicans have outed The Whistleblower. His name is Eric Ciaramella. He is an American hero. Trump is trying to get him killed

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    wiatr Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Lock him up! Lock him up!

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    Kip W  over 1 year ago

    I can’t watch. Somebody tell me if he gnaws his foot off to escape.

    (I suspect it’s more likely he’ll gnaw someone else’s foot off, even if it doesn’t help him escape.)

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    FreyjaRN Premium Member over 1 year ago

    {giggle} Projection TV! Love it!

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