Tom Toles for August 25, 2019

Destroying America is totally preferable to admitting a mistake.

The mice in congress. Where is pest control when you need it. Vote.

People HATE to admit that they were wrong. Worse, people REALLY hate to admit that they were STUPID and wrong. But admit that they were stupid, wrong, and SUCKERS? Furgeddaboudit!

(Actually, I really don’t think that pЯesident tЯump is going to be able to keep it together AT ALL for another 400+ days. As for the U. S., well…)

If Bonespurs gets another term, we’d have been better off if crazy George III had won that little dustup with the colonies.

Republicans will not understand this cartoon. They are mystified at the entire concept of a Republican mistake.

Invasion of Iraq.

Trickle down economics.

The economy crash of ’07 and ’08 and the bank bailouts — they believe Obama did those.

Russian interference in our elections — NNNOOOOOO! Yer the puppet!!!!! And Moscow Mitch is acting prudently.

They believe the Mueller Report exonerates Trump.

They believe deaths of children in Trump Camps serve to strengthen the deterrent.

Republicans will choose the The Chosen One (chosen by Putin).

And the are so very good at it….. The only question now is how long before they all say “they were just following orders….”.

And OUR JOB is to STOP HIM!!!! VOTE!!! VOTE!!! VOTE!!!

The coming of Satan II?

Isn’t that one of the definitions of insanity?

By the way… El Dumbo recently tweeted that “The Media is Destroying the Free Press!” HUH??

Mark Blyth (you’ll find him on Youtube) has predicted that Trump will be re-elected. I fear that if neither Sanders nor Gabbard are nominated, he will be right.

New motto: “MMPA”, Make Me Potus Again.

No sense changing.. everything is fine. Finally, the Republican plan for total domination is working.

Tom – I think you can sell a whole bunch of those hats with ease.

God help us all if he gets voted in for a second term. As Scotty said in an old Star Trek episode, “Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.”

“Our job is to go along with whatever” pretty well sums it up. And yet, AAC (All-Ayran Cult formerly known as the GOP) Senators and Congressmen get upset about being lumped together as racist, misogynistic, homophobic sycophants. You’re all being tarred with same brush. If you dislike the association with racist, misogynistic, homophobic sycophants, then stop acting, speaking, and denying like them.

Some of my radical friends voted for Nixon because, “it will bring the country down faster.”

One thing, elephants without testicles can’t BREED, so the Mistakes R Us party is on the path to extinction…..

Why is Jared at the G-7 meeting? He has no official role in the US govt.

There are no real conservatives left in the Republican Party. If there were, they would get rid of Trump instantly. He’s not a conservative, he’s a demagogue.

The Second Coming=the Final Fall.

Don’t cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it.

Diogenes, better to search for a sane man.

…Trump and his buddy, Jeffrey Epstein, never called it “The Second Coming”….

What a bunch of cowards the GOP has become!

Tom Toles . . . I love you.

make america groan again…

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry…

And this is happening around the world while our own space ship Earth heats more and more. What a future.