Tom Toles for April 26, 2019


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    DD Wiz Premium Member 2 months ago

    Circling the pachyderms. Falling in line. Aiding and abetting a criminal.

    Collusion? Not a legal term.

    CONSPIRACY to obstruct justice.

    Trumpians trying to compete to see if they can send even more to jail this time around than the Nixonians.

    And this time, for once, Trump really will be the winner.

    And yes, he really will be “tired of winning.”

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    brwydave Premium Member 2 months ago

    What’s the loss of a few endangered pachyderms if the loss keeps Trump in office? It’s for our own good, don’t ya know, and the nation’s too.

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    Dtroutma Premium Member 2 months ago

    They’ll probably be willing to desert him for peanuts. Okay, a lot of peanuts.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  2 months ago

    The Tяumpangelicals have replaced Jesus with Tя☭mp, and He can not, must not, be questioned. Tя☭mp is not above the Law, He IS the Law. The Tяumpangelicals are fully a cult, and many of them are evidently subsisting on Tя☭mp’s zombie cucumber. (It’s a real thing. Look it up and note the effects.)

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    GreggW Premium Member 2 months ago

    A breed of elephant that SHOULD be endangered.

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    brit-ed  2 months ago

    Better call in all those rich white guys that like shooting defenseless animals…

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    Masterskrain Premium Member 2 months ago

    Pretty damn accurate!!! Remember, in 2020, you have a choice. You can vote republican, or you can vote for Loyal, Patriotic AMERICANS!

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    Darsan54 Premium Member 2 months ago

    And the POT/GOP is as dumb as a bunch of bricks too.

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    EdMeiller Premium Member 2 months ago

    And a sad and pathetic wall it is.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Time to break out the elephant guns.

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    superposition  2 months ago

    Entire species are becoming extinct as climate change is reducing their habitat. Those that cannot adapt cannot survive. The diversity of the entire planet is changing and the US is just a small percent of the world’s population. Fear of that change has led people to support the most unlikely president … his fear of change is the only thing that overcomes all his other flaws (in their minds) and makes his supporters feel they have a common goal. As the electorate becomes more diverse those that cannot adapt are trying more desperate means to hold onto what that once felt was theirs. It never was, because none of us are as good as all of us. Only those who can work together with others will survive in the changing political climate that reduces the habitat of the white nationalists.

    “… The overall fertility rate among non-Hispanic white women in 2017 was 1.666. The rate for this group did not rise above the replacement level in any of the states, although it almost reached that level in Utah (2.099). The lowest fertility rate among non-Hispanic white women was in the District of Columbia (1.012). …”

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 2 months ago

    He has his wall.. a virtual wall: that has divided the country.. split families / communities.. government bodies.. justice. Tribalism in America at a level not seen since the civil war.

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    Dianne Lee Premium Member 2 months ago

    Wall looks very solid now, but once it becomes in their best interest to completely lose any memory of ever having known a person named Trump, that’s exactly what they will do.

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    OldCoal  2 months ago

    This is entirely accurate. The law can’t touch Trump as long as 20 Republicans in the Senate say it can’t.

    That’s the system.

    (NOTE: This does not apply to STATE laws. You listening, SDNY?)

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    mourdac Premium Member 2 months ago

    Where are all of his staff people following the elephants with shovels to clean up the enormous mess?

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    Radish Premium Member 2 months ago

    Dems need to begin arresting obstructing Trumpublicans who refuse to comply with legal subpoenas.

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    phredturner  2 months ago

    The whole Republican Party are now Trump toadies…fearful of his displeasure

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    nance19oped Premium Member 2 months ago

    Trump is openly committing obstruction by telling people to ignore the subpoenas from The House. If the subpoenas are ignored, those served need to be arrested, brought before the House to testufy and then they should go straight to jail.

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    robnvon Premium Member 2 months ago

    Now all the police have to do is imagine the elephants are wearing hoodies and running away.

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    Michael W. Barr Premium Member 2 months ago

    Superb. Really brilliant.

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    DrDon1  2 months ago

    Who knew that elephants were such swamp-dwellers!

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  2 months ago

    Say the elephants: “He may be a conniving, lying criminal bent on destroying the country so he can remake it in his own image… but at least he’s not black!

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    Kip W  2 months ago

    Throw a mouse in front of them and see how that goes.

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    Godfreydaniel  2 months ago

    Where Trump is standing is going to be full of elephant droppings sooner or later……

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    Rat Fink  2 months ago

    A wall of Packy-Derms? All it takes is a mouse to make ’em scatter. Go get ’em, Pepito!

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    Concretionist  2 months ago

    I always enjoy what Toles’s alter ego has to say about the situation.

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