Tom Toles for February 21, 2019

Trump bankrupts businesses and claims to be a great “businessman.”

Jared fails at everything he does and Trump thinks he is a genius for being able to schtoop his daughter (the way he always fantasizes about doing).

So of course, since Jared always mucks things up, but Daddy (Oedipal rival Trump) has to pretend like he’s a genius, put him in charge of all the investigations that Trump hates, and let him muck those up.

Trump just gave Barr’s son-in-law a job in the White House…..

https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-william-barr-attorney-general-tyler-mcgaughey-justice-department-legal-a8785036.html

Wait, I thought he said he wanted Russian Intelligence to look into the investigations while they’re helping us with election security.

What are you talking about? Jared and Ivanka accomplished plenty. Because of their possitions in the White House, they were able to fly all over the world on the tax payer dime to negotiate with foreign governments to get favorable treatment for Trump owned companies. What else did you expect from them?

Another job for the house nerd.

“This Russia thing is all over now, because I fired Flynn.” – Trump

“‘Sir, this Russia thing is far from over,’” – Christie

“What do you mean? Flynn met with the Russians. That was the problem. I fired Flynn. It’s over.” – Trump

“That’s right, firing Flynn ends the whole Russia thing.”- Kushner

“We will most likely still be discussing the Russia issue in February 2018.” – Christie

“Your crazy” – Kushner

Feb. 14, 2017

His “In-Laws” are Outlaws…just like the REST of his crime family!

Don’t give him any ideas.

Jared has done just about anything a waxwork dummy could be expected to do.

Jared was trying to sell nukes to the Saudis.

House Opens Inquiry Into Proposed U.S. Nuclear Venture in Saudi Arabia

New York Times

1 day ago

Top Trump appointees promoted selling nuclear power plants to Saudi Arabia over objections from national security officials, House Democratic report says

Washington Post1 day ago

If son-in-laws were outlawed, would only outlaws be son-in-laws?

Thanks, Tom, fell off the couch laughing.

Leave Jared alone! He can’t help it that his father is a crook, his father-in-law is a crook, two of his brothers-in-law are crooks, and his wife is a crook. Now, if (on the astronomically tiny chance) he himself accidentally becomes a crook someday, feel free to have at him!

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