Tom Toles for January 18, 2019


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    DD Wiz Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Trump: MAKING RUSSIA GREAT AGAIN. Putin’s investment in cultivating a Russian asset and getting him installed in the White House (despite not even getting the most votes) is paying off dividends that far exceed Putin’s wildest dreams.

    Just look what Vladimir Putin has gotten for his money:

    • The government of the United States SHUT DOWN for the third time in a year, each time longer than the one before, all of them begun while REPUBLICONS controlled the House, Senate and presidency. Trump doesn’t care about the U.S. government being shut down; it isn’t the government he really works for.

    • Babies in cages.

    • Western alliances in disarray — including a puppet president who is trying to get the U.S. to withdraw from NATO — Vladimir Putin’s stickiest wet dream.

    • Total chaos in the White House.

    • Sanctions on Russia and key Russian oligarchs being lifted or ignored

    • Financial markets in turmoil.

    • Tariffs that make U.S. exports less desirable and Russian exports more desirable (China no longer importing U.S. soybeans and Putin rushing to fill the Chinese demand for soybeans that used to be met by American farmers so that U.S. soybean sales to China will never come back.)

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    Dtroutma Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Bonespurs could use a good case of the clap.

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    danketaz Premium Member about 1 month ago

    I want a divorce!

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    tejanolasereyes  about 1 month ago

    how sweet, t-rumps uncle putie let him out of the dacha….

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    Daeder Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Time to make America’s union with Russia non-existent again!

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    Jeddidyah  about 1 month ago

    Nice and subtle…

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    superposition  about 1 month ago

    With job requirements lower than just about any other in the US, do you expect honesty expect foreign governments not to exploit them? “Republicans” seem to have little interest in preserving the republic … just their authoritarian positions of power.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Boy, Vlad sure got his money’s worth, and then some, when he bought that fat fool, didn’t he?

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    EdMeiller Premium Member about 1 month ago

    It’s too bad someone can’t curtail his overseas ‘visits’.

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    Bookworm  about 1 month ago

    I wonder if his Russian keepers are still getting paid.

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    Toeknee Fingers  about 1 month ago

    The state of the union is shutdown. Its citizens are very divided. The country in shambles.

    The state of the union is run by a very corrupt and cruel mob boss who never wanted to be president.

    The mob boss is heavily influenced by and only answers to or on behalf of billionaires, dictators and right wing media.

    The mob boss is an insecure idiot who is always in need of a cheering crowd. He tells his gullible cheering crowd anything to get cheers. At best, in return for their unwaivering support of his insanity, he drops them a few crumbs.

    He knows he has a tight grip on them. Like P.T. Barnum he knows a sucker when he sees one.

    They turn their heads the other way upon hearing any and all bad news about their precious mob boss.They will steadfastly support him no matter what even as he is sacrificing their peace happiness and prosperity at this very moment. Dont be surprised when deaths occur as a direct result of the shut down.

    The state of the union is collaspsing from the campaign lie that Mexico would pay for a wall.


    I’m not a high tech person, perhaps I should leave computer analogies to the pros.

    The State of the Union?

    It’s shut down.

    It has a virus.

    It’s getting rebooted. The first step and temporary fix until the mob boss virus is permenantly booted.

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    Radish Premium Member about 1 month ago

    There are 42 Russian Assets in the United States Senate:

    The Filthy 42 are now Russian TV Stars

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 1 month ago

    I smell another Pulitzer, Mr. Toles. Either that or one of the cats missed the litter box this morning. No, seriously, this is great, you owe me a new keyboard ROTFLMFAO

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    Cerabooge  about 1 month ago

    Environmental rapine, rampant privatization, national bankruptcy through tax bills that make the rich even richer, growing police state, global war and the destruction of entire nations, support for dictators, oh yeah, and Russia.

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    Michael G  about 1 month ago

    Bozhe moi!

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    Kip W  about 1 month ago

    Duma dumbass.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  about 1 month ago

    Daddy Vladdy Putin has to be really proud of his boi Donnie Johnnie Tяцmp.

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    6turtle9  about 1 month ago

    Trumps behavior reminds me of the Charlie Sheen melt down of a few years ago. Disassociation with reality, blind to how ridiculous his use of language makes him sound, saying things that no sane person would believe, egomaniacal rantings, etc, etc, etc, ad nauseam. I wonder if he is drinking tigers blood? Winning!

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    Radish Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Crude and evil Trump uses cruelty as his message and strategy.

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    Radish Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Video: Bruised and battered Michael Cohen arrives at his NYC apartment

    Daily Mail – 3 hours ago

    Daily Mail reports Michael Cohen just got home with arm in sling and a black eye.

    Politics News HM YouTube – 14 mins ago

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    Radish Premium Member about 1 month ago

    NEW: The Supreme Court just announced that it will no longer hear a case in February related to the Trump administration’s decision to add a citizenship question to the 2020 census.

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    Radish Premium Member about 1 month ago

    ‘This is witness intimidation’: Internet gasps after Trump threatens Michael Cohen’s father-in-law in angry tweet

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    112lenapah  about 1 month ago

    Maybe we should have asked for bids in the selling of our country. We might have at least received a better price for treason.

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    Durak Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Duma. Russin Duma.

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    DenO Premium Member about 1 month ago

    Subversive fake news. All the Trump hater-commentors should feel ashamed and now apologize.

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    wwward1948  about 1 month ago

    Give me a break! CNN owns you.

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    dandye  about 1 month ago

    Toll, do you still get printed in Isvestia and Pravda?

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    William Bednar Premium Member about 1 month ago

    With all the garbage piling up, and toilets overflowing, the “State of the Union” sure smells strong.

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    tim71pos  about 1 month ago

    Ouch. How distressingly accurate.

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    RolloSmith  about 1 month ago

    Two worst presidents ever, Bush the Retardo and the Negro Obama, both enemies of the universe. Trump 2020

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