Tom Toles for January 18, 2019


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    DD Wiz Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Trump: MAKING RUSSIA GREAT AGAIN. Putin’s investment in cultivating a Russian asset and getting him installed in the White House (despite not even getting the most votes) is paying off dividends that far exceed Putin’s wildest dreams.

    Just look what Vladimir Putin has gotten for his money:

    • The government of the United States SHUT DOWN for the third time in a year, each time longer than the one before, all of them begun while REPUBLICONS controlled the House, Senate and presidency. Trump doesn’t care about the U.S. government being shut down; it isn’t the government he really works for.

    • Babies in cages.

    • Western alliances in disarray — including a puppet president who is trying to get the U.S. to withdraw from NATO — Vladimir Putin’s stickiest wet dream.

    • Total chaos in the White House.

    • Sanctions on Russia and key Russian oligarchs being lifted or ignored

    • Financial markets in turmoil.

    • Tariffs that make U.S. exports less desirable and Russian exports more desirable (China no longer importing U.S. soybeans and Putin rushing to fill the Chinese demand for soybeans that used to be met by American farmers so that U.S. soybean sales to China will never come back.)

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    Dtroutma Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Bonespurs could use a good case of the clap.

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    danketaz Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I want a divorce!

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    tejanolasereyes  about 2 years ago

    how sweet, t-rumps uncle putie let him out of the dacha….

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    Daeder  about 2 years ago

    Time to make America’s union with Russia non-existent again!

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    superposition  about 2 years ago

    With job requirements lower than just about any other in the US, do you expect honesty expect foreign governments not to exploit them? “Republicans” seem to have little interest in preserving the republic … just their authoritarian positions of power.

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    Masterskrain  about 2 years ago

    Boy, Vlad sure got his money’s worth, and then some, when he bought that fat fool, didn’t he?

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    EdMeiller Premium Member about 2 years ago

    It’s too bad someone can’t curtail his overseas ‘visits’.

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    Bookworm  about 2 years ago

    I wonder if his Russian keepers are still getting paid.

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    #Rad-ish  Premium Member about 2 years ago

    There are 42 Russian Assets in the United States Senate:

    The Filthy 42 are now Russian TV Stars

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    Teto85 Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I smell another Pulitzer, Mr. Toles. Either that or one of the cats missed the litter box this morning. No, seriously, this is great, you owe me a new keyboard ROTFLMFAO

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    Cerabooge  about 2 years ago

    Environmental rapine, rampant privatization, national bankruptcy through tax bills that make the rich even richer, growing police state, global war and the destruction of entire nations, support for dictators, oh yeah, and Russia.

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    Kip W  about 2 years ago

    Duma dumbass.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  about 2 years ago

    Daddy Vladdy Putin has to be really proud of his boi Donnie Johnnie Tяцmp.

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    6turtle9  about 2 years ago

    Trumps behavior reminds me of the Charlie Sheen melt down of a few years ago. Disassociation with reality, blind to how ridiculous his use of language makes him sound, saying things that no sane person would believe, egomaniacal rantings, etc, etc, etc, ad nauseam. I wonder if he is drinking tigers blood? Winning!

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    #Rad-ish  Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Crude and evil Trump uses cruelty as his message and strategy.

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    #Rad-ish  Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Video: Bruised and battered Michael Cohen arrives at his NYC apartment

    Daily Mail – 3 hours ago

    Daily Mail reports Michael Cohen just got home with arm in sling and a black eye.

    Politics News HM YouTube – 14 mins ago

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    #Rad-ish  Premium Member about 2 years ago

    NEW: The Supreme Court just announced that it will no longer hear a case in February related to the Trump administration’s decision to add a citizenship question to the 2020 census.

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    #Rad-ish  Premium Member about 2 years ago

    ‘This is witness intimidation’: Internet gasps after Trump threatens Michael Cohen’s father-in-law in angry tweet

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    Durak Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Duma. Russin Duma.

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    wwward1948  about 2 years ago

    Give me a break! CNN owns you.

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    dandye  about 2 years ago

    Toll, do you still get printed in Isvestia and Pravda?

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    William Bednar Premium Member about 2 years ago

    With all the garbage piling up, and toilets overflowing, the “State of the Union” sure smells strong.

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    RolloSmith  about 2 years ago

    Two worst presidents ever, Bush the Retardo and the Negro Obama, both enemies of the universe. Trump 2020

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