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Tom Toles for January 09, 2019

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  1. Nct beach wiz
    DD Wiz Premium Member 3 months ago

    State of emergency? Invoke emergency powers?

    Shades of Adolph Hitler. Never won the popular vote.

    FIBricated fake “emergency” on which to blame imaginary terrorists.

    Sniff. Sniff. I think I smell smoke coming out of the Reichstag.

    (Either that or Trump is on cocaine or Adderall — yeah he says he doesn’t drink alcohol [Trump saying something doesn’t mean much] but never says anything about cocaine. Or meth. Or Adderall for ADHD that his handlers encourage to keep him focused for debates or Oval Office speeches. Sniff. Sniff.)

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    Guy Fawkes  3 months ago

     

    Red rain is coming down

    Red rain

    Red rain is pouring down

    Pouring down all over Tяump

     

    He’s standing up at the water’s edge in his dream

    Tяump cannot make a single sound as he screams

    It can’t be that cold, the ground is still warm to touch

    Hey, Putin’s touch

    This place is so quiet, sensing that storm

     

    Red rain is coming down

    Red rain

    Red rain is pouring down

    Pouring down all over Tяump

     

    Well he’s been buried in a sheltered place in this town

    They tell you that this rain can sting and look down

    There is no blood around, see no sign of pain

    Hey, no pain

    Seeing no red at all, see no rain

     

    Red rain is coming down

    Red rain

    Red rain is pouring down

    Pouring down all over him

    Red rain

    Oh! Oh!

     

    Putting the pressure on much harder now

    To return again and again

    Red rain

    Just let the red rain splash you

    Let the rain fall on your skin

    Red rain

    You came to Tяump, defenses down

    With the trust of a child

    Oh!

     

    Red rain coming down

    Red rain

    Red rain is pouring down

    Pouring down all over Tяump

     

    And he can’t rule any more

    No more denial

    It’s so hard to lay down in all of this

     

    Red rain coming down

    `Red rain is pouring down

    `Red rain is coming down all over Tяump

    We see it

     

    Red rain coming down

    Red rain is pouring down

    Red rain is coming down all over Tяump

    He’s bathing in

     

    Red rain coming down

    Red rain is coming down

    Red rain is coming down all over Tяump

    He’s begging you

     

    Red rain coming down

    `Red rain coming down

    Over him in a red, red sea

    Over him

    Over him

    Red rain

     

    Peter Gabriel

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    Dtroutma Premium Member 3 months ago

    State of confusion and emergency are both in the Oval Office. Caused by the guy with the big orfice.

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    Daeder Premium Member 3 months ago

    “Maybe!?!?!”

    Try that line two years ago.

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    GreggW Premium Member 3 months ago

    The real state of emergency may be the current state of the US constitution.

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    Say What Now‽ Premium Member 3 months ago

    The Rump has demonstrated his incompetence over and over again. Now because of his malignant narcissism he his place the US in jeopardy. It’s time for Article 25!

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    EdMeiller Premium Member 3 months ago

    It may be time to declare a state of idiocy.

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    Bookworm  3 months ago

    Of course, it’s an emergency! After two years of GOP majority control, he couldn’t convince enough members of Congress from his own party to fund his egotistical wall, so the obvious solution is to eliminate Congress from the process!

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  9. Great view up here
    comixbomix  3 months ago

    Just for the record, I was never ‘entertained’…

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    Radish Premium Member 3 months ago

    Selfish, racist, thieving Republicans are destroying this country.

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    Radish Premium Member 3 months ago

    In part crooked liar Trump shut down the govt to slow down the Mueller probes and the Dems investigations. It would be in Trump’s interest for the shutdown to drag out as long as possible. He needs to be removed from office, the president is supposed to be the law enforcer, not the biggest crook in the country.

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    crgigoux  3 months ago

    The cartoon is inaccurate. The out of control line was crossed a while ago.

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    112lenapah  3 months ago

    Will Pimp McConnell, Linseed Oil Graham, et. al. ever wake up and actually do their jobs? The country will never rid themselves of the head psycho unless these Pepugnants decide to put their country over their party.

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    Godfreydaniel  3 months ago

    Now that the talk shows are back from their vacations and back to ridiculing the thoroughly ridiculous Trump, perhaps the tide will turn. I didn’t watch Trump’s bs blather, nor the Democratic response (I have a life, you see), but if I were to respond to Trump’s imbecilities, I would simply replay the footage of Trump saying that he would take all the blame for the shutdown, and wouldn’t blame Schumer or the Democrats—over and over and over and over and over…….(I would also introduce some facts into my case, because Trump sure as hell would never introduce any facts.)

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    Pickled Pete  3 months ago

    Entertaining———the campaign

    Ludicrous -— the election

    Horrifying -—- the inauguration

    Dangerous -— the past 23 months

    Out of Control—- the here-on-out

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  16. Maps little guy
    Radish Premium Member 3 months ago

    Round and round and round we spin,

    To weave a wall to hem us in,

    It won’t be long, it won’t be long

    How slow and slow and slow it goes,

    To mend the tear that always shows.

    It won’t be long, it won’t be long.

    .

    Round & Round (It Won’t Be Long)Song by Neil Young

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    Kurtass  3 months ago

    I new this over 20 years ago.

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