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Tom Toles for December 23, 2018

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    DarthDurinsBANEling  7 months ago

    The part of this that will go differently from the rhyme is that all the king’s horses and all the king’s men won’t even try to put Trumpty together again.

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    DD Wiz Premium Member 7 months ago

    So now gullible Trump-suckers have set up a GoFundMe page so THEY can pay for the wall that TRUMP PROMISED MEXICO would pay for!

    Mexicans ain’t payin’ for no wall. MORONS will — gullible, stupid people who suckered for Trump’s scam that Mexico would pay for a big, beautiful CONCRETE (yes, Trump said CONCRETE in his 2016 campaign) wall and now THEY are the ones who will pay for some see-through metal slats.

    (And at the pace they’re going, they’ll finally raise enough money for the wall about the middle of President Elizabeth Warren’s second term.)

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    Meh~tdology  7 months ago

    Here’s Why That GoFundMe For A Stupid Wall Is A Scam

    https://crooksandliars.com/2018/12/heres-why-gofundme-stupid-wall-scam

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    Enrico La Talpa aka Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 7 months ago

    Trumpy Dumpty seated on Squatty Potty®

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    Coopersdad  7 months ago

    Yes! That is the wall I’ve been waiting for!!

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    wolfiiig  7 months ago

    Let’s put a wall around the Red states and make Putin pay for it?

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    Dtroutma Premium Member 7 months ago

    That egg is already seriously and irreparably cracked.

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    Alexander the Good Enough  7 months ago

    Ahem… Ever cracked a rotten egg? I believe it’s what we have to look forward to, only worse…

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    Jason Allen  7 months ago
    See, now I’d have gone with “Humpty Trumpdy.”
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    ArtyD2 Premium Member 7 months ago

    Tell him its a reviewing stand for his military parade.The march of generals leaving.

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    EdMeiller Premium Member 7 months ago

    Dare I say the ‘yolk’ would be on him?

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    danketaz Premium Member 7 months ago

    Let’s all join for a big push!

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    Smitty  7 months ago

    you just know that dude is one rotten egg.

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    Michael G  7 months ago

    We’re all pushing for this!

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    William Bednar Premium Member 7 months ago

    Financing a 6’ x 6’ wall would cost about five billion dollars.

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    Librarylady  7 months ago

    Love it.

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    Radish Premium Member 7 months ago

    I would push for that Trump wall.

    All the kings horses and all the kings men did not want to put him together again.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member 7 months ago

    On reflection, has anyone else noticed that things started going significantly conservative about the time the military changed over to the new helmets? You know, like the ones the Nazis wore.

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    pamela welch Premium Member 7 months ago

    This is pretty good Tom ♥ thanks!

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    Sad&Confusedix9  7 months ago

    A wall has more than one objective. Walls can exist to keep people out, or walls can exist to keep people in… The Berlin Wall fulfilled those two objectives… that particular wall worked well … as long as there were plenty of well staffed guard observation points along its heights to target people trying to get over the wall in either direction. If Putin reaches his objective to make America a satellite of Russia, and if Trump gets his wall…. Then the wall would keep the workers in their place serving their rich masters…. after all what is a serfdom without Serfs???

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    Hawkinator14  7 months ago

    And remember that the individual who started that fundraiser for the wall was kicked off Facebook for being too radical as well as being a con man.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 7 months ago

    The sycophantic base defends the border wall by saying “Well, it was a campaign promise, and it was why we all voted for him, and he got elected, so he’s under a moral obligation to deliver what the people wanted!”

    To which I respond “It was also a campaign promise that Mexico would pay for it, so as soon as we see that $5,000,000,000 check drawn on the Mexican treasury, we can chat some more.”

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    lonecat  7 months ago

    Things don’t look so good for Mr. Trump. As soon as the Democrats take over the house, serious public investigations will begin. There’s a good chance that Mueller will hand down more indictments, and a real possibility that people close to Trump will be charged. Trump is not going to bow to the inevitable. He will fight every last inch. It’s going to get very messy.

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    Godfreydaniel  7 months ago

    Simple-minded people (you know, like Trump and his voters) can look around at other walls, and think to themselves, “You know, that wall looks okay, and it probably didn’t cost that much. Therefore a wall that covers TWO THOUSAND MILES probably will look okay, and it probably won’t cost that much, and, anyway, Mexico will pay for the wall AND Mexico will outlaw all ladders, so things should probably work out okay……….”

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    Radish Premium Member 7 months ago

    That bad egg looks cross and about to hatch.

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    jborg  7 months ago

    Ooh! Ooh! Donny needs me! Puhleeze. Will there be engraved brass donor plaques on Our side? and lists of casualties on the Other? And does this private funding nullify The People’s votes?

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    feverjr  7 months ago

    Poor Donny, sitting alone in the Oval Office practicing his signature on blank paper while Rome burns….

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    thomaspryan  7 months ago

    Like watching a playground squabble: I do so tire of jackasses and buffoons.

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