Tom Toles for December 23, 2018

The part of this that will go differently from the rhyme is that all the king’s horses and all the king’s men won’t even try to put Trumpty together again.

So now gullible Trump-suckers have set up a GoFundMe page so THEY can pay for the wall that TRUMP PROMISED MEXICO would pay for!

Mexicans ain’t payin’ for no wall. MORONS will — gullible, stupid people who suckered for Trump’s scam that Mexico would pay for a big, beautiful CONCRETE (yes, Trump said CONCRETE in his 2016 campaign) wall and now THEY are the ones who will pay for some see-through metal slats.

(And at the pace they’re going, they’ll finally raise enough money for the wall about the middle of President Elizabeth Warren’s second term.)

Here’s Why That GoFundMe For A Stupid Wall Is A Scam

https://crooksandliars.com/2018/12/heres-why-gofundme-stupid-wall-scam

Trumpy Dumpty seated on Squatty Potty®

Yes! That is the wall I’ve been waiting for!!

Let’s put a wall around the Red states and make Putin pay for it?

That egg is already seriously and irreparably cracked.

Ahem… Ever cracked a rotten egg? I believe it’s what we have to look forward to, only worse…

See, now I’d have gone with “Humpty Trumpdy.”

Individual 1 gets busted for misappropriating charity money, yet people are dumb enough to donate to try and make his dumb idea a reality?!?!

Tell him its a reviewing stand for his military parade.The march of generals leaving.

Dare I say the ‘yolk’ would be on him?

Let’s all join for a big push!

you just know that dude is one rotten egg.

Hey, here’s an even better idea for something to set up a GoFundMe page for…how about a 84 inch long, 28 inch wide, and 23 inch tall BOX in a matching hole in the ground, about 6’ deep…

Financing a 6’ x 6’ wall would cost about five billion dollars.

Love it.

I would push for that Trump wall.

All the kings horses and all the kings men did not want to put him together again.

On reflection, has anyone else noticed that things started going significantly conservative about the time the military changed over to the new helmets? You know, like the ones the Nazis wore.

This is pretty good Tom ♥ thanks!

A wall has more than one objective. Walls can exist to keep people out, or walls can exist to keep people in… The Berlin Wall fulfilled those two objectives… that particular wall worked well … as long as there were plenty of well staffed guard observation points along its heights to target people trying to get over the wall in either direction. If Putin reaches his objective to make America a satellite of Russia, and if Trump gets his wall…. Then the wall would keep the workers in their place serving their rich masters…. after all what is a serfdom without Serfs???

The sycophantic base defends the border wall by saying “Well, it was a campaign promise, and it was why we all voted for him, and he got elected, so he’s under a moral obligation to deliver what the people wanted!”

To which I respond “It was also a campaign promise that Mexico would pay for it, so as soon as we see that $5,000,000,000 check drawn on the Mexican treasury, we can chat some more.”

Things don’t look so good for Mr. Trump. As soon as the Democrats take over the house, serious public investigations will begin. There’s a good chance that Mueller will hand down more indictments, and a real possibility that people close to Trump will be charged. Trump is not going to bow to the inevitable. He will fight every last inch. It’s going to get very messy.

Simple-minded people (you know, like Trump and his voters) can look around at other walls, and think to themselves, “You know, that wall looks okay, and it probably didn’t cost that much. Therefore a wall that covers TWO THOUSAND MILES probably will look okay, and it probably won’t cost that much, and, anyway, Mexico will pay for the wall AND Mexico will outlaw all ladders, so things should probably work out okay……….”

That bad egg looks cross and about to hatch.

Ooh! Ooh! Donny needs me! Puhleeze. Will there be engraved brass donor plaques on Our side? and lists of casualties on the Other? And does this private funding nullify The People’s votes?

Poor Donny, sitting alone in the Oval Office practicing his signature on blank paper while Rome burns….

Like watching a playground squabble: I do so tire of jackasses and buffoons.