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Tom Toles for December 02, 2018

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    DD Wiz Premium Member about 1 year ago

    The fact that Trump’s massive gut works better than his tiny, tiny brain (by his own admission, as he brings to life a long ago Colbert parody) speaks volumes about the weakness of his brain and the expanse of his glut.

    But kiddies, don’t try this at home. It doesn’t work that way for most people. Well, not PROgressives, anyway.

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    Meh~tdology  about 1 year ago

    Meanwhile, covfefe under the table cloth.

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    mr_sherman Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Mad damned.

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    Daeder  about 1 year ago

    “I see a fat sack of crap in an orange jumpsuit…Wait! There’s more…He is surrounded by close friends and family…”

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    Alexander the Good Enough  about 1 year ago

    So Pяesidunce Spanky Mulligan thinks with his gut and pulls stuff from his butt. Great. Anyone who “thinks with their gut” has gut contents, specifically colon contents, for brains. That’s obviously true in Tяump’s case. And he’s as charming and attention getting as a case of diarrhea.

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    GreggW Premium Member about 1 year ago

    So that’s what they mean by beer belly politics. Actually, he often gets his ideas from another part of his anatomy.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member about 1 year ago

    How low CAN we sink before action is taken against this LYING FAT-ASS FRAUD???

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    Rad-ish. Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Crooked liar Trump’s brain is full of crap.

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    EdMeiller Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Visions of KFCs past.

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    Masterskrain Premium Member about 1 year ago

    And it looks like he had ANOTHER stroke at the G 20:

    https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-greets-argentinian-president-mauricio-220612553.html

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    walfishj  about 1 year ago

    https://www.gocomics.com/mikeluckovich/2018/12/02

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    superposition  about 1 year ago

    Apparently, some do not see the greatness in increasing the debt that our children must deal with, increasing the cost of our children’s education and healthcare costs, and widening the gap between median and mean income by steering more income to the 1%. All this has been to artificially boost an economy that has been growing steadily to a temporarily high GDP number for political reasons. It is easy to see a low unemployment rate with a low labor participation rate and about 7 million job vacancies that cannot be filled as there aren’t enough qualified workers to fill them. Rather than using a results-based education system to close the job vacancy gap, a political ideology is being used to allow funds intended for public education to be used for private schools. To rob our children of a proper education and burden them with debt is almost a treasonable offense. There are far too many non-intuitive outcomes to trust one’s gut.

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    twclix Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Nobel prize winning Princeton economist Daniel Kahneman explained trump’s version of thinking in his best seller “Thinking Fast and Slow.” We all make snap judgements independent from cortical concentration. That’s thinking fast. Thinking slowly takes effort. For those few of you out there who have taken higher math and statistics, you know it’s hard work. Same thing with advanced chemistry. These are cortically-driven activities. Snap judgements take place easily in the amygdala, hippocampus, and other primitive non-conscious activities occur in the midbrain, chord and stem.

    Using the cortex is hard work, and trump’s signature style has one speed, and that’s “lazy.” He cannot do the hard work of thinking because his primitive neurology is the only thing that works well. The executive function of trump’s neo cortex is essentially absent. It’s part of his mental illness.

    Stupid “thinking” is all he is capable of. He’s never done anything else. Do you think trump ever solved anything using a t-test or a quadratic equation?

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    Cerabooge  about 1 year ago

    Toles can make me laugh at the most horrific of situations.

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    Kip W  about 1 year ago

    “Madam” Trump of the White “House.”

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    comixbomix  about 1 year ago

    Uh…Mr. Toles, sir? You misspelled “madman”…

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    comixbomix  about 1 year ago

    And, btw, I’m pretty sure he doesn’t have even one amazing ball…

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    Meh~tdology  about 1 year ago

    @Daeder

    Your wish is our command!

    https://i.pinimg.com/736x/24/41/91/2441919527773850c1706bf14b115482.jpg

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    ForALaugh Premium Member about 1 year ago

    If it starts rumbling, stand back because it means he’s about ready to blow off another crazy tweet.

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    Dtroutma Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Oz on the Potomac, brain of the scarecrow, heart of the tin man, courage of the lion, and not even searching for a cure, ‘cause he’s got the belly of the three little pigs, and a White House he’s taking down from the inside.

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    Rad-ish. Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Unfortunately for Trump, he did manage to put his foot in it after leaving Argentina’s president Mauricio Macri hanging after a very brief handshake on Friday.

    The two leaders met on the G20 stage for a quick exchange of pleasantries before Trump made a very swift exit.

    Yet it appeared that Macri was expecting a bit more from the POTUS as he looked bemused as Trump walked off and didn’t even wait around to have a photo taken.

    The hilarious clip sees Macri left on his own, whilst an assistant chases Trump to try and get him to come back, with journalists and photographers laughing at the whole debacle.

    Reports suggest that when off stage Trump muttered “get me out of here” before being dragged back on to the platform.

    Footage of the incident has gone viral and people are equally amused and embarrassed.

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    jvscanlan Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Winning according to Trump: blow it up, claim you’ve scotch taped back together, declare total victory

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    pamela welch Premium Member about 1 year ago

    What a great visual Tom – Very funny; Most excellent ♥

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    crgigoux  about 1 year ago

    Is it just me or does that gut make him look pregnant?

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