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Tom Toles for December 17, 2017

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    Dtroutma Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    The gift that keeps on taking, from the middle class to pass up the chain.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Greed, by its very nature, knows no bounds.

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    EdMeiller Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Now he’s even taking words away from the CDC.

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    Old_Curmudgeon   almost 2 years ago

    ¡¡HASTA la VISTA!! – {1.20 limericks}

    He’ll not on his own simply vanish,

    so we’ll have to take steps to banish

    this Donald Trump dude,

    who’s rude-lewd-and-crude

    and inclined to be quite tyrannish.

    “¡¡Hasta la Vista!!” {in Spanish}.

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    Old_Curmudgeon   almost 2 years ago

    CATBIRD SEAT – {1.40 limericks}

    Take Trump off the Catbird Seat.

    Wouldn’t That be sweet!!

    Shut his mouth

    and send him south

    far enough that we can’t hear his tweet.

    Trump obsolete.

    My, what a treat!!

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    Old_Curmudgeon   almost 2 years ago

    A SELF-ENDANGERED SPECIES – {rhyme}

    The Repugnantan elephant

    will soon be irrelephant.

    It endangers itSelf as a species.

    It’ll leave behind its feces

    as an old-fossil fuel

    in an ancient cess poo-el.

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    Crabbyrino Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Trump has no limits.

    He’s just plain crude.

    Wish he was history,

    If that’s not rude.

    Tax cuts won’t help

    Middle class like me.

    But his White House absence

    Would fill me with GLEE!

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    Old_Curmudgeon   almost 2 years ago

    SHORT SHRIFT – {rhyme}

    High the Plutocrats’ spirits lift

    when Congress gives them gift upon gift.

    But this gifting causes a rift

    as we Others are given short shrift. -

    - In a boat named “Austerity” we’re left adrift.

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    avalon1  almost 2 years ago

    A merry covfefe to all, and to all a gouge night.

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    Rad-ish, currently posting No Ambiguity on Sherpa Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Greedy old Mr. Trump wants to totally change our tax system to benefit him.

    Paranoid Trump will not show you his own taxes.

    Republicans are thieves.

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    WaitingMan  almost 2 years ago

    The War on Christmas is over. The War on America has just begun.

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    superposition  almost 2 years ago

    I believe that when the founders planned a government “of, by, and for the people” they meant ALL the people not just the wealthy. The Silent and Boomer generations could easily afford to attend college on their summer wages, but most chose not to. The Gen-Y have gone into debt to get a college education and seem to appreciate the knowledge it gave them to select better representatives in government. I hope when they move into congress they will end the war on the American people sponsored by the wealthy.

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    Rad-ish, currently posting No Ambiguity on Sherpa Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    Bob Woodward says Trump should welcome the Russia Investigation — If indeed “Nothing Happened”

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    RAGs  almost 2 years ago

    What some call “the war on Christmas” is really defense against some “Christians’” war on all other religions and belief systems.

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    Teto85 Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    And the war on the trump crime family is just beginning.

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    Kip W  almost 2 years ago

    A generation ago, cranky religious conservatives didn’t like municipal ornaments, music in stores, or employees having to wish customers a Merry Christmas.

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    chromosome Premium Member almost 2 years ago

    The War on Christmas is over. Christmas lost (for most of us).

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    I has seen the Enemy!  almost 2 years ago

    Merry Christmas to the 17 million who lose their health insurance from Donnie and Melanoma!

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