Jesus approaches the Church Of Mississippi, who has a sign touting that they haven't been serving gays since 2016. Pastor: He's unmarried, hangs out with men, has long hair and is wearing a dress.
Many centuries ago there was a man named Abraham who heard a voice in his head telling him to murder his son and burn his body. Before he could complete this foul and loathsome deed the voice told him to substitute a sheep instead and when he did the voice told him to tell all his neighbors to worship the voice in his head as a “supreme being”. Abraham (or Psycho Abe as we should correctly think of him) did this and his neighbors, rather than locking him up as a dangerous lunatic began to worship the voice in Abraham’s head. They were primitive, uneducated, and superstitious themselves and practiced blood sacrifices to try to gain favor from unseen “gods” and knew nothing of the world outside their provincial lives which were short, disease ridden, and terrifying. Eventually 3 religions resulted from Psycho Abe’s madness and for centuries followers have been hating and slaughtering each other in the name of the voice in Psycho Abe’s head. Today if we heard this story of child abuse and/or murder it would either be part of an insanity plea in a courtroom or on an admission sheet at a locked Psych ward. Nevertheless, defenseless little children are forced (by violence if necessary) by their parents to see this story as something “holy” and as evidence of the “divinity” of the voice in Psycho Abe’s head. So here we are in the 21st century and millions still worship the voice in Psycho Abe’s head and as a result of this, despite all the wonderful achievements of humankind since then the hate and slaughter go on, especially in the ironically named “Holy Land” and we stand on the verge of the annihilation of the human race.
And that is a very, very sad story.
Do you still worship the voice in the head of this primitive being?
A Very, Very Sad Story
Many centuries ago there was a man named Abraham who heard a voice in his head telling him to murder his son and burn his body. Before he could complete this foul and loathsome deed the voice told him to substitute a sheep instead and when he did the voice told him to tell all his neighbors to worship the voice in his head as a “supreme being”. Abraham (or Psycho Abe as we should correctly think of him) did this and his neighbors, rather than locking him up as a dangerous lunatic began to worship the voice in Abraham’s head. They were primitive, uneducated, and superstitious themselves and practiced blood sacrifices to try to gain favor from unseen “gods” and knew nothing of the world outside their provincial lives which were short, disease ridden, and terrifying. Eventually 3 religions resulted from Psycho Abe’s madness and for centuries followers have been hating and slaughtering each other in the name of the voice in Psycho Abe’s head. Today if we heard this story of child abuse and/or murder it would either be part of an insanity plea in a courtroom or on an admission sheet at a locked Psych ward. Nevertheless, defenseless little children are forced (by violence if necessary) by their parents to see this story as something “holy” and as evidence of the “divinity” of the voice in Psycho Abe’s head. So here we are in the 21st century and millions still worship the voice in Psycho Abe’s head and as a result of this, despite all the wonderful achievements of humankind since then the hate and slaughter go on, especially in the ironically named “Holy Land” and we stand on the verge of the annihilation of the human race.
And that is a very, very sad story.
Do you still worship the voice in the head of this primitive being?