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Nov 2, 2012
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Mitt Romney: When I was governor I saw to it that no superstorms ever started, and I know how to do it again as president. Fact-Checker: This one will be tough.
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    ConserveGov  over 5 years ago

    " The rise of the oceans began to slow". Whoops, that was somebody else.

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    edward thomas GC Insider over 5 years ago

    The tires stopped holding air because the Republican blow-hards took a day off! The pressure dropped so quickly my ears popped!

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    vwdualnomand  over 5 years ago

    by mitt’s logic, there was no alien invasion, or zombie apocalypse when he was governor either. not bad for draft dodger.

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    Justice22  over 5 years ago

    If you are elected, Mitt, I will start a whirlwind that will suck up all seven of your homes. Your magic underwear will not help you.

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    walruscarver2000  over 5 years ago

    Romoney is so much smarter than anyone else. He started collecting canned food even when the Red Cross said not to cause he’s so much smarter. EWWWWWW!

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    ARodney  over 5 years ago

    The fact checker would rate that as “true,” because no superstorms happened when he was governor. They don’t seem to get very subtle with their fact checks, sometimes.

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    kamwick  over 5 years ago

    Romney is a fact checkers dream. Basically, you can count on giving him at least three “pants on fires” every time.

    He’s a lying, sociopathic shapeshifter, and anyone voting for him really needs set aside their Obama hate for a second to take a good strong look at this empty deceiver. Please name one position ( besides missionary and pro-wealthy) that he has never changed.

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    Rickapolis  over 5 years ago

    I guess Mitt thinks he is King Canute and can sit at the water’s edge and stop the incoming tide.

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    Dtroutma GC Insider over 5 years ago

    Wow! Skip’s “Magic Slate” wiped out Katrina and “Heckofajob, Brownie!”

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    braindead GC Insider over 5 years ago

    First of all, ‘Romney Patriot’ is a contradiction in terms. Willard is traitorous, from his draft dodging, to his foreign bank accounts, his offshore tax havens, and all the LASTING DAMAGE he has done to ordinary citizens by killing their jobs and confiscating their retirement money.-What’s worse is that conservatives don’t care about all that. They only hate Obama. When asked to probide a reason to vote FOR Willard, they cannot do it. Very few even take a stab at it.

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    vwdualnomand  over 5 years ago

    he did. missionary in france in 1968.

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    edward thomas GC Insider over 5 years ago

    CorARYAN: look up hyperbole and sarcasm in the dictionary! Oh, wait, you have to be able to spell to look something up, and the be able to understand what you’re reading..His missionary time in France came AFTER he demonstrated FOR the Vietnam War. And Republicans hate pollsters almost as much as fact checkers. They have a group that purports to “un-skew” the polls to show Romney leading by a large margin!

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    Jeddidyah  over 5 years ago

    You were always full of hot air, no matter what. That is no proof of knowledge or intelligence.

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    Jeddidyah  over 5 years ago

    Actually the gulf stream stopped briefly 10000 years ago when he North American Ice sheet had a catastrophic melt down, at the END of the ice age. But facts never got in the way of your finding an excuse to put someone down.

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    hippogriff  over 5 years ago

    The Gjoa navigated the Northwest Passage in the 1920s (currently on view in Oslo). The St. Roch did it one direction in the 1930s and the other way during WW-II (currently on view in Vancouver). How do you define recently?

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    braindead GC Insider over 5 years ago

    I think it was called The Magic Slate.-Magic Slate still left impressions of what was written. Willard uses etch-a-sketch. It doesn’t leave incriminating traces, like:-It’s really wrong to let the enemy know that we’re leaving in 2014. All they have to do is to wait us out.-the president has handled this completely wrong.-I, on the other hand will have the troops OUT by 2014!

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