Man: I lost my job and they repealed my health care. Please don't let me get sick. Tom: Soon to be our policy for all issues. The single prayer alternative.
Dear God,-I know that my church leaders tell me to vote for Republicans in Your name. They say that only by electing “moral” leaders, You will shower us with the blessings we’ve begged of You for so long. Also, I’ve noticed that despite us electing Your chosen officials in 2010, You have not bestowed on our society ANY NEW JOBS.-Are You even there, God? Or have I been wasting my time voting for Evil Republicans in a fruitless effort to obtain Your approval, when it’s clear that if You were actually there, You would NOT approve of the party that hates old people and minorities.-Aaargh! Cognitive disconnect!! Painful!-Love, me.
Dear God,-I know that my church leaders tell me to vote for Republicans in Your name. They say that only by electing “moral” leaders, You will shower us with the blessings we’ve begged of You for so long. Also, I’ve noticed that despite us electing Your chosen officials in 2010, You have not bestowed on our society ANY NEW JOBS.-Are You even there, God? Or have I been wasting my time voting for Evil Republicans in a fruitless effort to obtain Your approval, when it’s clear that if You were actually there, You would NOT approve of the party that hates old people and minorities.-Aaargh! Cognitive disconnect!! Painful!-Love, me.