Tom Toles for April 29, 2004
Dick Cheney: You'll have a limited time to question us. And we will both answer in unison. But you may not tape-record our statement. You must take notes onle. And no professional stenographers. Hand-written. On clay tablets. With a wedge-shaped reed. In ancient sumarian. In backwards mirror-writing like Leonardo da Vinci. Holding the reed between your fourth and fifth toes. Left foot. Man: What did he say? Woman: I'm not sure. I'm having trouble reading what I've written here. Dick Cheney: Time's up! Man: This looks like... Woman: Their policy?